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Tuesday 13 August 2013

Foods That Make You Horny.

23:03 Emmanuel O,

Foods that make you horny.

Sex is a beautiful thing, provided no one dies afterwards, #safe sex.The urge for sex however , otherwise known as being horny is not all that beautiful as it (depending on one’s libido) can be overpowering, controlling and sometimes frustrating especially when there is no way of relieving such sexual urges except to waste precious time on masturbation and Porn. Even if you have a willing participant, spending the rest of your life having sex would put you on the same class as the bonobos.

Animals in the wild who don’t have to go to school, look for a job, pay bills , eliminate male genital odor or whiten their teeth don’t even have sex all the time. Mating leaves them vulnerable to predators, and doing it 'just for pleasure' wastes valuable time which would have been otherwise used to hunt, or watch the sun set.
It is safest to be horny when you can be satisfied and have so much time in between. There are some foods that make you horny all the time ,turning you into a raging bull waiting for a prey. Worse still, is being part of a society that doesn’t put any allowance for being horny. Just ask the unmarried men in Asia who have to wait to be wooed by a prospective bride and have no avenue to discharge their batteries even when it is being constantly charged by these foods, the media and their sick genes. Here are foods that make you horny.

1. Banana:

There is a reason why monkeys, chimpanzees and bonobos are always horny and a chimp is more likely to rape you than to kill you. Bananas!. A substance called bromelain is responsible for this. Bromelain has libido boosting properties and banana also contains potassium which aids muscle strength and super-intense orgasmic contractions. You might also be blown by Nang Tani, some kind of female Thai ghost that haunts banana tress. The effect of bananas however do not even come close to the effect of devouring a tiger’s penis prepared in traditional Chinese cuisine for male stamina and animalistic bed skills. Are you still wondering why the Chinese are a billion and over?.

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2. Water Melon:

There is also a reason why the insides of a watermelon is pink and wet. Watermelon is one of the foods that make you horny. It contains phytonutient citrulline boosting the amount of nitric oxide in the body which mimics the effect of sildenafil (Viagra), relaxing blood vessels and speeding up circulation, soon you would be all pinky and wet and ready to go. For a prefect boost , you are better off eating leaf cutter ants given to newly weds in ancient south America.

3. Avocados:

Avocados and asparagus also ranks among foods that make you horny, they boost hormones like testosterone in men, estrogen in women and progesterone which helps vaginal lubrication, and makes you horny. Avocados not only help you lose weight , they also boost your sex drive, although not in the same way as the Philippines Malunggay Herbal Tea does.

4. Garlic:

Garlic inflames the passions. There is a reason why Tibetans monks are forbidden from entering their monastery after eating garlic.( Reverend Fathers should take a cue from this). Garlic aids blood flow and healthy circulation from one part of your body to the parts that are needed for shagging. The devout Hindus in India don’t use garlic for food preparation during festivals while the others just eat it like it’s a snack and then have to deal with constantly being horny and guess who bears the consequence. The females , in just the same way Turtles are endangered in Florida because turtle eggs are believed to be the best aphrodisiacs by Mexicans.

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5. Oysters:

Oysters is the king of aphrodisiac causing a huge spike in testosterone and estrogen in women due to the zinc properties in this foods. Oysters is one of the major foods that make you horny. They come from the sea and everything in the sea including the sea itself is horny.A tsunami is just the sea trying to rape land and everything on it, when it can no longer hold itself. Mixing a cobra’s blood with alcohol and downing it , done in Vietnam and china would literally put the sea in your veins. Oysters can be very tricky though, if not well cleaned as some of the substances it absorbs into it's body from the sea can be toxic for your sex drive cancelling out the zinc properties which makes you horny.

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6. Red wine:

Red Wine is good for your heart, Likewise sex . Red wine contains resveratrol, which boasts blood flow and improves circulation, providing a suitable atmosphere for sex. The same way a Spanish fly juice does.

7. Coconut water

Young coconut Water, (not the processed one) would make you horny. This right here, apart from helping to regulate your appetite, make your skin glow and relieve you of toxins, would send your sex hormones running wild. This becomes noticeable after downing about 3 full ones. In some parts of the world , it is often referred to as the sex milk.

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Other noteworthy foods that make you horny are chocolates, salmons and walnuts, fenugreek seeds, hot chillies, pomengranates, vanilla, Honey, pumpkin seeds, Olives and even figs. Laying off all these foods that make you horny would still not guaranty that you would still not be horny, because being horny is a natural thing and you may just have the sick horny genes that makes you horny all the time, that way you just have to live with yourself or make your erection( or stimulation) your direction.

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Beauty: Whiten your Teeth.

05:42 Emmanuel O,

Beauty-Whiten your teeth.

A white teeth smile is always a charmer, it can go a long way in getting you what you want. People tend to think that if a person especially a guy can pay so much attention to his teeth, then he would pay his partner the much needed attention. Problem is the only time teeth are naturally white is when they are milk teeth and they soon fall off like dominoes and then the permanent teeth come up, and this ones get stained like white silk cloth. The teeth become more yellow or opaque and generally have a darker hue, usually after 20. Whitening your teeth then becomes a necessity. No matter how clean you are and even if your breath smells like lavender, brown teeth is always regarded as dirty, unkempt, unhygienic, gross and repulsive. In the world of Beauty and all things beautiful, there are several ways that you can use to whiten your teeth , each differing in cost, time taken to see changes and how long changes last. Starting with the low budget method in which you can whiten your teeth.

1. Become a teeth awareness freak:

Brush out those greasy stains now

If you want to whiten your teeth cheaply, taking up a teeth awareness lifestyle would get you there. This involves brushing first thing when you wake up and last thing before you sleep, and then after every meal within the day. You would have to change your brush every 2 months and use hard to extra(smoker’s hard) toothbrush. You can also take it up a notch by using a straw every time you want to take a liquid such as wine, tea, cola, sport drinks and sauces to avoid them coming in contact with your teeth. Using the right toothpaste that aids the whiten of teeth is also noteworthy here. Toothpastes are meant to whiten your teeth, give you fresh breath( if you use them on your tongue), prevent tooth decay and diseases, give you stronger teeth( you are better off taking calcium for this) and protect you against enamel erosion, gum problems and cavities among other things. Some however have areas in which they beat out the others, Ultra Brite Advanced Whitening Fluoride Toothpaste for example, has advanced whitening as it’s major goal. If you are in America, you should look for toothpastes with American Dental Association (ADA) Seal of Approval. Toothpastes with ingredients such as blue covarine or modified silicone abrasives should be favoured above others to whiten your teeth. Using an Ultrasonic Toothbrush would also speed up the teeth whitening process. All these costs under 10 bucks and within a month you should see changes and changes last as long as you live the lifestyle. Even though you would be a freak, you would be a whitened teeth freak.

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2. Using Natural Materials:

This involves using natural materials for teeth whitening. You can whiten your teeth by scrubbing them vigorously twice a day with either banana peels, orange peels ,lemon peels or mashed strawberries. The best is banana peels. Scrub the inner white part against your teeth and then brush afterwards. Same with orange, lemon or strawberries. Olive oils can also be used to scrub the teeth with a cloth after brushing.

Who knew that the high maintenance chic in class
did this crap.

Another natural way of teeth whitening is by the use of chew sticks or chewing sticks made to be chewed a long time(30mins) and used to brush the teeth. These Tea Tree Original Chewing Sticks still very much popular in Africa used in a combination of vertical and horizontal strokes on tooth surfaces removes plaque. The sticks have been praised much more for their antimicrobial properties and effects. The sticks are twigs made from stems of trees such as cinnamon, dog wood, Neem and tea tree. While results vary greatly, there should be a very noticeable difference between 2- 4 weeks of continuous daily use.

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There is a reason why rural Africans have
white teeth

3. Using Chemicals:

The most commonly used chemicals for teeth whitening is a combination of Baking Soda and Hydrogen Peroxide After brushing your teeth everyday, damp your brush and put baking soda and a little hydrogen peroxide to make a paste on it, then re brush your teeth with the little paste. The hydrogen peroxide can be bought over the counter in a chemist.Apple Cidar Vinegar or any type of vinegar would help whiten the teeth, dripping a cloth in vinegar and scrubbing the teeth would do the trick , you can also mix apple cider vinegar with your toothpaste.

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4. Using Teeth whitening materials such as strips, trays, pens:

When using Teeth Whitening Trays you should use protective gloves, heat water to about 710C, then put in the whitening trays in the water for about 5 seconds. Put the tray in your mouth , closing your lips tightly. Press tongue against the roof of the mouth and the back of the teeth. With a strong sucking action, suck out all the air and water, tightening lips against the front side of the teeth for at least 5 seconds. After this open your mouth and press the whitening tray against the inside and outside of the teeth. After this , tray should be removed and rinsed with cold water. Trim the tray to the shape of the teeth. After brushing your teeth and loading the icing in the tray, place tray on teeth and leave for not more than 90 minutes , after which tray should be washed and mouth brushed. Results can be seen within 2 hours.

Whitening Pens 3PK and Teeth Whitening Strips also work in much the same way as the tray to whiten your teeth but results show in about 7 days and all this materials are quite affordable.

5. Teeth bleaching:

You can whiten your teeth using personal Teeth Bleaching Kit . A DIY approach.Get the kit
and follow the instructions.

6. Dentist Magic.:

A visit to the dentist would give a quicker and longer lasting result to whiten your teeth. The only downfall of this is that most times the results are over the top, your smile immediately looks unnatural and fake from a mile away. Your teeth should not be several shades whiter than the eyeballs. There should be a blend. At the dentist’s office, you would be able to bleach your teeth professionally using peroxide or better still do laser whitening.

If you don't go for anything, go for the gas!

If you think that you are going to have sparkly white teeth and continue smoking those cheap carcinogenic cigarette sticks and downing 100 cups of coffee per day. You are building your castles in the air.

And finally everything in life has a little risk attached to it,this is as sure as a non-smiling smoking man.But most of these procedures have very little risk attached. Hurting yourself being the most common and these days you don't have to bleach your teeth to hurt yourself, you can simply step out of the shower still drenched on a marble floor. Now whiten your teeth!

How to make long distance relationships work

08:55 Emmanuel O,

relationship, Long distance relationship,

How to make long distance relationship work.

No one ever plans for a long distance relationship or wishes for it. It just happens. Chances are that the one you love would leave you and move away to school, to work ,on a missionary trip or to war. True love transcends distance and because you won’t have the opportunity of seeing the person you are in a relationship with everyday, doesn't mean you should call it quits. Long distance however puts your relationship to test, as it affords each participant the opportunity to assess the whole relationship vis a vis the relevance of the other partner. If you have decided to keep your relationship, then here are ways to make long distance relationship work, otherwise you should be reading how to get over your ex.

1. Watch Television/Movies Together:

This is the most common advice given to people in long distance relationships. Watching television programmes together and talking about them afterwards or during commercials would erase the distance between both of you. The challenge here however is finding that Television show that you both enjoy without sacrifice or pretense. The television show has to be something you would normally watch together. You can also pick a book to read together, a religious book like the bible, a self improvement book like 7 habits of highly effective people or a dumbed down blog .You can also take an online course together or watch youtube videos together in sync.

2. Use Relationship Apps:

There are lots of apps made specially for people in long distance relationships. A love device known as pillow talk is about the best device made for long distance relationships as it transmits the heartbeats of the partners to each other and they can simply go to bed feeling like their partner is right there with them.

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3. Send e-cards, text messages and postcards:

Long distance relationships are usually the most romantic for people who know how to put their true feelings into words that exaggerate them. Luckily there is the internet , the 8th wonder of the world, where you can jack off romantic words and send to your partner on a daily basis. There is however a chance that both partners would jack off poems and messages from the same site. You can also send e-kisses.These activities should not be confused with skype messaging, phone calls and web chats. These are necessities. Best of all ,you can use yourfonts.com and send emails in your own handwriting.

4. Play online games together:

Words with friends is an app that you can use for playing games online together in a long distance relationship.

5. Cook the same dishes:

Make the same meals, you can help each other with the recipe and enjoy the meal together.

6. Sing Karaoke together:

Singsnap.com lets you make a duet , if you sing at the same time and even records videos as well if you use your webcam.

7. Make wax molds of your hands:

Instead of dipping candles, make molds of your hand and send to your partner, so you can hold hands at all times. You can also make life-size pictures of each other, if the wax molds was not creepy enough.

8. Use the same routine:

Wake up at the same time and go about all your daily routines in sync.

There are so many ways to make long distance relationships work, but they only work if they were meant to be in the first place. Distance is one of the ultimate strength tests of relationships.

The video below is an advert of a telecommunication company in Africa, it illustrates how to make a long distance relationship work.

If your partner has gone to war, you may not be able to do any of the above together, all you would both do is to keep faith and exchange letters.

What Your Handwriting says about you.

11:45 Emmanuel O,

Graphology is the study of handwriting especially when employed as a means of analyzing a writer's character , personality , abilities etc

What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

Explore more infographics like this one on the web's largest information design community - Visually.

Get Pregnant

09:59 Emmanuel O,

GET PREGNANT

Have you been trying to get pregnant. Then there are certain things you should know .In the monthly cycle of a woman, there are only a few days in which she can get pregnant. These few days are called her baby days or get pregnant days.

A woman can learn to recognize her baby days; she just needs to notice what her body is doing each day of her month cycle. If it is difficult for a woman to get pregnant, she should learn how to recognize her baby days. There are a few things she must understand. Every woman knows that she has a few bleeding days, each month, but if a woman pays attention to everything her body is doing she will also notice each month she has a few days when the tips covering her vagina feel wet and slippery. In fact she will discover that, each month. She has a few wet and slippery days and about two weeks later she would have bleeding days.

Yes. A woman’s body produces two fluids , one is blood and the other is mucus. Mucus is a colorless fluid, nearly like the white of an egg. The amount of mucus is very small , it is just enough to make the vagina lips feel wet.

On days when her body is producing mucus a woman may not be able to see it (since there is so little of it).But she will notice that as she sits and as she walks her vagina feel very wet. The wet feeling is not inside the vagina ,but on the lips outside the vagina, the inside of the vagina is always wet (just like the inside of the mouth is always wet). But the lips that cover the vagina feel dry on certain days and wet on others when those vagina lips feel wet. The woman knows that her body is making mucus.

As a woman if you carefully notice what your body is doing, you will find out that

1. Your monthly cycle begins with about 3- 5 bleeding days.

2. After that your vagina lips begin feeling dry, the dry feeling usually continues for several days.

3. Then your vagina lips begin feeling wet, this tells you that your mucus days have begun. Your body continues producing mucus for a few days.

4. After those few mucus days, your vagina lips begin feeling dry again , the dry feeling continues for about two weeks.

5. Then your next bleeding days begin.

The important point is this, a woman can easily get pregnant on her mucus days. In fact the purpose of mucus is to make an easy path for the sperm to enter the uterus.

The woman who wants to get pregnant and her husband should know which days to have sex in order to produce a baby.

A woman baby days are

A. All of your mucus days plus

B. The three days following your last mucus day.

The best day for you to recognize your baby days is this, each day you notice how your vagina lips feel that day, then in the evening, you write it down such as- dry or mucus on a chart.(Each woman chart will be different)

Remember that a woman’s baby days are all of her mucus days plus 3 days following her last day. A woman can become pregnant on any of her baby days but some baby days are better than others. The two best days for becoming pregnant are

I. The last day of mucus and

II. The following day.

Go through your chart and follow it to know your days. It doesn’t matter whether your cycle is 27 days, 30 days or 20 days. Your two best days is the last mucus day and the following day.

In some cases but not accurately the day in the cycle might actually determine the sex of the baby.