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Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Does Masturbation Cause Pimples and Acne?

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Does Masturbation cause Acne and Pimples?

Okay, saying Masturbation causes acne or pimples sounds like something the Mormon church would tell it’s teenagers as one of the many side effects of masturbation along with death. It sounds so ridiculous that it is often dismissed by everyone who hears it. 
masturbation, masturbation side effects, Health, Pimples cureMasturbation remains as controversial as much more serious issues like doctor-assisted suicide, porn, premarital sex, abortion, fur wearing and animal cloning.It is often said to be a destructive habit but yet others believe it makes the world go round or go numb depending on the way you see it. Now Masturbation has been “rumored” to cause acnes  pimples , blackheads among other skin blemishes in Males. Alongside Junk food, poor hygiene, wrong use of cosmetics, hormonal disorders, masturbation is also contesting for a spot on the numerous causes of acne.


 A random wanker attested to the fact that he only got a smooth perfect face after  quitting masturbation. Before that, he had quit junk food , changed to the Paleo Diet,(some kind of combination of silly meals presumed to have been eaten by cavemen,2.5 million years ago) and followed most of the advice given on how to cure pimples to which he saw a remarkable improvement , only to experience breakouts after waxing the brass candle stick.

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Pimples are coming.-----is that a cat?
Masturbation may cause pimples and acne if it creates an hormonal imbalance in the body. Meaning, if there is a surge of testosterone when you engage in the act and of course there is, hormones would come out and play. If the person in question had a lot of breakouts during puberty ( which is the major period where your hormones are literally going crazy), then there may be a slight chance of having breakouts again when there is a testosterone surge from masturbation. But that would also mean that you would have breakout with every testosterone inducing activity like heavy weight lifting, sleep and some airhead activity like popping steroids, some say it’s true (probably 5% of people).
Masturbation leads to ejaculation (except you are a creep) and ejaculation leads to loss of Zinc , Calcium and Magnesium which would have made you a better person. Zinc especially is closely related to pimples and acne. Zinc deficiency is also a cause of pimples and acne as it helps regulate the skin’s oil glands which might block the pores and cause pimples and acne when overproduction sets in. Zinc plays an important role in overall skin health, and it may also treat eczema, psoriasis, dandruff, burns and boils. It also helps skin wounds heal faster.  

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And your penis pudding has about 16mg of Zinc per 100ml rendered homeless and useless with every shoot.It would be safe to say in some cases masturbation does cause acne and pimples, that is not to say the guy with his face plastered with pimples and acne is a chronic wanker and this is not to say he isn’t.
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That is way too much zinc

A grumpy young man  claims he heard a theory  that where foreplay and penetration is achieved the puddings lost through ejaculation is immediately replaced by the fluids secreted inside the vagina so you don’t lose anything and instead gain a baby. But masturbation on the other hand leaves you in a lose-lose situation. No zinc, no baby,and intense depression ahead.

 Mr know it all went further to say that” Personally I think males should give up masturbation and build a relationship instead. It affects more the mind than the body for me.” And he would know because the douchebag belongs to the no-Fap group of ex-wankers who have discovered that masturbation causes pimples and acne and have decided to be indifferent to the plus benefits of masturbation.


Tuesday, 11 June 2013

MASTURBATION PLUS EFFECTS

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The benefits (plus effects) of Masturbation have been strongly contested over the years , while some have argued that masturbation has negative side effects which far outweighs any benefits (plus effects) it may seemingly have and that those advocating for it’s benefits are just looking for a reason to continue in their perverted ways, others have stated and proved the real benefits of masturbationto include:

1. Anti-depressants: 

Regularly waxing the brass candlestick has been ironically said to be an antidepressant, and boast well being. This is  said to be due to the neurochemicals oxytocin and dopamine  released in the process  which are  body chemicals  responsible for happiness , relaxation and addiction.

2. Better  Sexual Experience: 

Masturbation has been said to boast blood circulation to the genital area and increase sexual response and feeling, leading to better sexual experiences for both male and female. In male, it has been said to help in  achieving harder and stronger erections because it helps to work the pelvic muscles and prevent penile dysfunction. It has also been said to make sexual experience last longer due to delay in climax.

3. Immunity:

 Masturbation has also been linked to immunity improvement due to the release of an hormone called cortisol, which  is often referred to as the stress hormone which actually plays an important role in regulating the body’s immune system and increase it’s ability to fight diseases.

4. Cancer prevention: 

Based on some study conducted in Australia in 2003 ( 10 years ago now), men who masturbated and had sex regularly had a very reduced risk of developing cancer of the prostrate. Masturbation pumps out toxins in the body from the urogenital tract and this helps to prevent the build up of  cell damaging toxins that can lead to cancer.

5. Prevent infection:

Masturbation has been said to lower the risk of cervical and urinary tract infections. In females,  the orgasms opens the cervix known as tenting, the process of tenting stretches and pulls the mucous within the cervix, allowing for acidity rise  in the cervical fluid. This increases “friendly” bacteria and allows more fluid to move from the cervix into the vagina. When“old” fluid moves from the tented cervix, it not only lubricates the vagina, but also flushes out unfriendly organisms that can cause infections.

There you have it. Now you can simply way your options and Do It Yourself!

Sunday, 2 June 2013

MASTURBATION SIDE EFFECTS


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Masturbation, a topic most people often shy away from, but are secretly enjoying behind close doors also like every other thing on the planet comes with it’s share of negative side effects. Okay , this is not some hypocritical gibberish or masturbation side effects drafted by anti-masturbators . Yes!, experts have said masturbation boasts your immune system, increases  endorphin production which gives a feeling of well being by reducing stress anxiety and headaches, prevents prostate cancer, leads to harder erections, and longer duration. Yet, it still comes with some negative side effects, not like the one from diuretics or any drugs with a long list on the back of the label.
Now, here is a time to get your palms out and give a "manual reset" on the cheek of anyone who tells you , masturbation  side effects includes blindness, hairy palms, madness, death, acne ,psychosis , epilepsy or impotence because it doesn't and never will. However there are still some  masturbation side effects that you should take note of.

  1    Asshole syndrome: 

       Well, you should know masturbation is highly addictive. Most people don’t think so until they try to stop.  This addiction, apart from wasting your precious time which could have been spent in developing an application that would stop people from eating and thereby eliminate world hunger  might lead to the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters . This over production puts you in a constant sex mode which is synonymous to your brain running a hundred programs at the same time leading to the loss of mental clarity or as it’s otherwise known, becoming an asshole. A lot of people react to this over production in different ways, while some become socially withdrawn others just suffer from fatigue, pelvic pain, vision changes, lower back pain or testicular pain and others just watch their penises darken with every stroke and yet still others report shrinkage in the male genital size due to masturbation.

2.       Environmental Factors: 

     There is still so much guilt associated with masturbation even by the compulsive masturbator, it is something that has been ingrained in the human mentality and made to thrive by religious and cultural belief.These guilts even though wouldn’t help in curbing the habit but rather delving into it the more also leads to guilt inspired depression as a masturbation side effect in the masturbator. Depression would really screw up your life and the worst part of it is that,  doctors won't easily track down  your cause of depression to masturbation guilt but would give you drugs that would keep you battling with side effects , years after. If you notice constant depression , try stopping masturbation for 60 days with increased water intake, before going on webMD, seeing the doctor. One study suggested that vaginal absorption of semen could act as an antidepressant. This conclusion was drawn from two sets of women ,one group used condoms and the other group didn't.

3.       Accidents:

      Accidents as a result of masturbation are not only painful but also very embarrassing. Landing in the ER to get a kitchen spoon out of your butt or putting your junk in bandage might actually be a life scarring event. Masturbation especially when over done can lead to wounds and bruises especially when lube is not used or water and some harsh soaps are used in place of lube. This can lead to nerve damage or tears which would reduce the pleasurable sensation on the genitals.These wounds go a long way in affecting the patient’s self esteem and expression of sexuality. A 16 year old boy reportedly lost his life after masturbating 42 times in a day.
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Shit! I just broke my balls.


4.       Difficulty in climaxing:      

     Due to the male genital being an organ that is sensitive to touch,  the organ might learn and get used to the feel of the palm which is kind of different from that of the inner walls of the vagina or in some very nasty cases walls  of the rectum.  This might prevent climaxing during intercourse, the rigorousness of the hand action to lead to climax might also be unmatchable during intercourse and this can cause severe relationship problems.  

These few  masturbation side effects  can go a long way in resetting a man  and a decision to live without it may help release a lot of useful energy that have been otherwise lost according to a noFap group on the internet, that helps young men or women  live without masturbation and subsequently masturbation side effects. 

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