Foods that bring good
luck
You must have heard the saying that “ you are what you eat”.
This is not only true health wise but also in terms of favour, good luck and
good will. It is believed that certain foods help turn the winds in your favour
and are eaten especially when the new
year arrives to guarantee good luck all through out the year. Some of these
foods are not eaten but are instead smashed or put on the door post. These
beliefs are held all across the world. Here are some foods that are believed to
bring good luck.
1. Pork:
pork
{pig meat} is the most common food believed to bring good luck. The pig
is fat, round and mostly obese and gives birth to dozens of piglets at once.
Although some of them devour their piglets immediately after birth . something
dogs hardly do. Pigs also produce lots of oil and a host of fattening meat
which surely makes them signify good luck. Because nothing says good luck
more than having love handles and a food baby. Pigs route forward with their
noses and cannot look up into the sky, which means that in what ever situation
they find themselves, they move forward, when in doubt, move forward, when
being chased by a predator right in front of you, you also move forward. Unfortunately some muslims around the word
stay off pork for religious reasons and Christians believe in looking up to
heaven when they have problems. Half of Hindus too don’t even eat egg not to
speak of meat. Any wonder why there is so much bad luck in the world.
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2. Ring shaped foods:
Doughnuts especially,are
believed to keep the circle going and making good things come in full circle,
no end no beginning. Ironically, a life in which you are running in circles is
a life headed to nowhere, but if you ever find yourself lost in the woods,
don’t panic, bring out that doughnut( which you must have been carrying ) and
eat it and watch yourself go round in circles in the woods in good luck.
3. Fish and lentils:
Fish is also a food that brings good luck, as they swim in packs and have scales which symbolizes money. Lentil symbolizes money too. A combination of lentil and smoked fish would definitely have you winning the
lottery, as you would be overwhelmed with good luck and good tidings, except of
course, the fish is smoked with his pin-like bones and one of those razor
shaped bones happen to get stuck in your throat. Now that’s good luck.
4. Black eyed peas and grapes:
These foods would send good luck your way like a heat seeking missile. Apart from the fact that they taste good,
they literally look like the ancient cowries used as money in
Africa. Although it is not really clear
if they would attract those same cowries or they would attract paper bills. We
are guessing the former which you would use as collectibles and make
some paper bills for your future generation in the year 3055, when your bones
must have turned to dust and a Chinese factory must have been built on your
grave with part of your dust used to set
the foundation concrete. But the good thing is that these foods would always
bring you good luck.
5. Pomegranate:
The national fruit of Armenia is
also known to bring prosperity and good luck. They would
not stop until it tracks you down and decapitate you with good luck, this must be what kim kardashian took
after making her sextape. Some believe in smashing it on the floor and watch
the red blood like color stain your walls and floor and make your room look
like a crime scene, while others just hang it on the walls.
If you need good luck, big breaks and
prosperity, combine all these foods that bring good luck and eat them on a
balcony overlooking a metropolitan area ,naked.
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