The Gay Father

The Gay Father.

Anne couldn't believe her eyes. Is that Eric?. It can’t be possible. Eric Meyers had been missing for 16 years and has been legally pronounced dead. He had gone for a Conference in San Diego and had checked out of the hotel on the first day of the conference, that was 16 years ago. Eric Meyers had a wife, Anne and five kids. Two girls Kristen and Erin and three boys adopted from Vietnam.  The family had prayed and hoped that he would return or that his lifeless body would at least be found, but it never happened. They then filed for the life insurance money and were paid $800,000 which was kept in trust for only the two girls. I guess they figured out the boys can go back to Vietnam. Eric Meyers reappeared after 16 years with a husband in tow, stating that all those years , he was living a lie and was actually a gay father.

The most interesting issue here is that Eric and Anne were High school sweethearts and had gone to the altar right out of high school. This further proves what we already know that high school love is  doomed and marriage out of high school is the biggest mistake you can ever make. They were fervent Christians, the ole traditional ones who  didn't believe a woman was meant for college, at least that is what Eric thought. Anne would hear nothing of that, as her mind was made up to go to college.

 Okay now, we have to tell you ladies, that any man that prevents you from doing things like going to college or taking up a job might not be a gay father but he is an asshole, and such husband needs to hit the road.

Eric complained of being in a dead beat marriage to friends and not being able to talk his wife , Anne out of going to college and worst still, divorce was not an option, because they were devout Christians.

So Eric Meyer decided to hit the road to San Diego and take his heart along with him, in search for what he always wanted, penises. He soon chased it down to Mexico, the warm sandy beaches of Cabo all the way back to palm Springs in California. In retrospect, this was God’s way of saving the butt holes of the three Vietnamese boys according to a random guy.

Anne was devastated but, eventually went to college and remarried. Kristen however, received the short end of the stick as she resorted to alcohol to help her get through each day, she only recently quit to comfort her mother.

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One fateful day, friends of Eric Meyer received a cryptic message in their inbox, asking ” would you be curious in knowing what happened to Eric Meyers?”. That was it, Eric Meyers was back but now as a full blown homosexual with a husband in tow and went to see his mother , who immediately forgave him, because mothers are forgiving machines. His friends too, welcomed him back but his family would not agree to see him.

He is the one in a white hoodie.

Now the insurance company is suing for not only the $800,000, but also for the interests it has generated. The missing persons unit are livid that this occurrence would slow down the zeal and enthusiasm of searching for missing men without a trace.

The family had done nothing wrong but they have been hurt emotionally upon losing  a father and husband and now they have been hurt yet again but this time, emotionally and financially by their gay father.

The right thing to do here is for the deadbeat gay father to pay the child support for those kids to their mother , and since there was never a divorce, Anne should sue him for going against the marriage oath but she would still have to pay back the insurance company because the man is not dead. The worst thing that can happen to a woman is not that she marries a gay man but that he ran away and appears 16 years later because according to him to live in disguise is a horrible thing. You can check Eric Meyers gay life on lungmeyers.com and you would find his email there, where you can tell him whatever you want to.

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Calling All Pedophiles to Nigeria.

Are you a pedophile  Have you been spending time having sex with under aged girls and babies? You should visit Northern Nigeria.

Why in the world would you risk 9 years of jail term, hard labor,prison rape and gang fights when you can easily have your way in Northern Nigeria with the backing of the senate. No matter how much of a pedophile you are, you cannot out do the ultimate pedophile, a man called Yerima Sani, a political topshot that dines in the corridors of power.  This man who has a harem of wives among which is a 15 year old Egyptian Girl to which he has been married for two years and allegedly paid $100,000 for her bride price has single-handedly turned the senate in favor of his pedophilia .

Are you longing for the softness of the vagina of an underage girl, while her warm blood flows down your genital, then look no further.

You see, Nigeria is a very religious place. It has the highest number of registered church ministries of any country in the world.It also has mosques  everywhere  or  at least praying centers, especially in the Northern part  It is often said that no matter where you live in Nigeria, there is always a church or a mosque that you can walk to. Most people however don’t worship in the church or mosque closest to them. They travel long distances to show their dedication and devotion to religion. If you want to kill a Nigerian, just tell him God told you to kill him or easier still, God  told you to tell him to kill someone else. Only a few would think twice, because as they say, religion takes away your power to think and knowledge is power. It is pertinent to note that Nigeria also falls on the list of the most corrupt African Countries and indeed the list of corrupt countries of the world and is laced with electricity problems, political thuggery  unemployment, poor infrastructure, poor health facilities, substandard educational parastatals to mention a few.

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This is to tell you that religion just like everywhere it is in the world is a façade which you use to make yourself up to appear appealing to your country men.  If you want to do anything  whatsoever, just find a way of backing it up with religion. You can say things like, it would enable me to practice my religion , “not doing it would hinder the practice of my religion”. And that is what was done recently, a man decided to enhance his pedophilia by religion. In it, he said, that every girl child is a woman once she is married. So, you can literally stand in the maternity ward of a local hospital and wait for a girl child to be born and marry her right there and then. In Nigeria, Dowry is paid by the groom , so this would also be a way of settling financial disputes. So, if you can not pay off your debtors, you can simply ask your wife to deliver a girl child and give her out for free.

All you need to do once you are a pedophile is to first become very religious, then walk on your street, find a girl you would want to have sex with, her age notwithstanding, then go to her parents and offer them some  money with some religious clerics in tow and woolah ,she would be in your bed inside of a week. Those are the benefits of religion.

Are you really a pedophile?,do you get sexually aroused when you see pre-puberty age girls, why risk your life and career, and risk jail term when you can simply visit a Nigerian Embassy and relocate to Nigeria.You can also marry as much as four of these girls all at once. Most of the initiators of these laws even have much more than four. It’s like a cattle market, you come in and pick yours. Again I ask, are you really a pedophile? you should visit Nigeria.

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To be : PORN STAR finds God

To Be: Porn star finds God.

The angels are singing hallelujah in heaven as our sister from another mother Britni (Jenna Presley ) would no longer be taking it in the back door in front of a camera anymore. She has found God. Jenna Presley was the official porn name that she  used in  the industry marred with sex, drugs, lies, videotapes and addiction since 2005.

It always starts with the approach. You are siting in a coffee shop, having breakfast and having thoughts of changing the world by eradicating male genital odor, when all of a sudden you are approached  and this time around they are not holding Awake Journals or preaching about the endtime. They simply think you have all it takes to be a STAR. You find yourself stuck in the confusion  of “ to be or not to be”. In Britni’s case she was approached after her dance performance at Santa Barbara City College. She immediately overcame the battle of " to be or not to be' and chose not only to be but to become. Upon executing the first few scenes, she realized she was a star. She enjoyed the affirmation of beauty and power  that comes with the territory and winning fans' choice best new starlet award  because she didn’t get any love or validation from, her troubled upbringing. 

She went ahead to make her boobs bigger, to push her competitors into obscurity with the glory of her giant enormous breasts. She soon discovered, it never pays to be at the receiving end of a cum shot  It took her  over 275 films in 7 years  to realize that, some of which she had to dress as  a little school girl with pigtails to shoot several scenes in one day. Of course , she mastered the act of robotic intimacy ,unemotional penetration and drug induced thrusting. She also discovered that every scene left a big hole which she tried to fill up with drugs and wrist cuts until she finally summoned up the courage to call her grandmother, who obliged to fill the hole . Miles McPherson  the head of the Rock church in San Diego was able to let her know that only Jesus can fill a hole as wide as that. She let him in only to turn her back again because the devil had a plot but Jesus had a plan. Hallelujah!.

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 Finally the XXX church , stepped in because this was their territory, bringing back the lost whores brides to the bridegroom and  now, she is back. She proclaims there is life after porn and prostitution which only Jesus can give. What would Jesus do?

A comment on this news read,

Before I became a Christian, I have struggled with lust. Jenna Presley is one of my favorite porn star. Even now, I'm still struggling with porn. But this video motivates me. I mean, what's the point of me getting back to porn f-cking with porn  when my favorite porn stars are  f-cking with Christ going to Christ. You don't know how blessed I am when I saw this video. I love you, Jenna! God bless!

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This just proves what we all already know, that Jesus came for the lost Dog sheep of Israel and bitches always go to Heaven.

 My name is Britni, I used to be an adult star. I met Rachel several times at the   exotical conventions. She would know me as Jenna Presley.I would stop by at the XXX church to see her. She is so beautiful and I absolutely love and adore her. I want to give her the most amazing praise report. Thank you Jesus, I found him, I’m home. It’s been a long 7 year journey of porn, prostitution, stripping, drugs,alcohol and several failed suicide attempts but I made up. Little did I know, little did I ever know that, I would stumble upon the XXX church again since leaving the adult industry. I could not believe my eyes when I realized , wow! , this are the "Jesus loves porn stars" people. Then I saw Rachel's picture and I just had to let her know that I’m saved. I want to thank her for all her kind words and loving spirit.  I have finally encountered the unconditional love of God and I would never go back.

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Youth Development : The State of Dumbness

The state of Dumbness.

We know there are dumb people in the world, that is never going to change, but what we don’t know is that the number of dumb people in the world is higher than we think. See it this way, the dumb man or woman doesn’t know that he is dumb, it takes a sharp intrusion of the common sense embedded in the cosmic sphere to get any one to come to the realization of dumbness. It also takes a further zeal and power of the person in question to come out of the alleys of dumbness and  get over being dumb. Dumbness is in the street, on the side walk, on the television, being watched on television, being practiced as a way of life in some places around the world and maybe , just maybe, it’s just around the corner in between your ears and mine. If you think the sole purpose of this article is to let you know that you are as dumb as a door knob, you may be correct. If you also think the purpose of this article is to let you embrace your state of dumbness, you may also be correct. If you believe however that this article would help you deal with your state of intense dumbness, so you can get over it. You are correct!

I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING

Have you ever heard this statement? Chances are, you have and most people who have said it , didn’t know what exactly they were saying. Being in  a state of conflict and argument over everything is a great sign of being in a state of dumbness. Every response to your Facebook post , every YouTube comment  that doesn’t go your way must be argued out until you let the other dummy know that you know what you are saying and eventually drown them in the pool of their own ignorance.  Fact is, smart people don’t do that, their words are few, well thought of , well articulated, they don’t respond to every lousy exercise of the buccal cavity, they are not superficial, they are not dumb. Energy wasted on debates and arguments would be better channeled in youth development. The inability to listen when others speak or taking over a conversation all the time to drive it in your direction is also a surefire way of being not only dumb but being loud about it.

SEE THE PAIN YOU CAUSED ME, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Words like this are bound be spoken by someone in a chronic state of dumbness. When people show you who they are , believe them. When you really see people for who they are as against who you think they should be, you would be doing yourself a lot of favour. Nobody would be able to cause you any harm if you have not in one way or the other permitted or encouraged it. The only problem here is , it takes a smart person to know and put that into practice. 

NOBODY IS PERFECT

No!, dumb dumb, some people can do no wrong, not because they are perfect, but because they are smart enough not only to leverage on their strengths but also to effectively manage their weaknesses. When nobody is perfect becomes your sing-song and defense, you are in a state of dumbness. On the path to youth development lies excellence, Excellence is a talent or quality which is unusually good and so surpasses ordinary standards. Studies have shown that the most important way to achieve excellence is to practice .Excellence looks like perfection.

BOOKS ARE FOR NERDS

Books are for nerds and nerds rule the world. Books with deep, thought provoking and youth development enhancing content as against some mediocre fictional piece are what are actually refereed to as books . You are a product of the books you read or don’t. The universe would not reveal everything you need to know to you in a dream or a lightning flash, you would have to commit to finding it yourself among piles of bookswritten from inspiration and research or remain in a state of dumbness.

TIME FLIES

If it really does, then clocks would have been made in the shape of birds or airplanes. If you are stationary and something is moving away from you, there is a  very high probability to overestimate it’s speed. Time management is something smart people know how to do well. If you always end up doing less than half of what you planned to do in a day, then you lack time management in both planning and execution, and you are dumb enough to think time is flying away  from you.

SUCCESS

This is the greatest indication of dumbness. Being a failure is as a result of being in a constant state of dumbness. Smart people are usually able to leverage on their strengths, skills, knowledge, opportunities to give themselves somewhat of a success in their life. So if you still at the stage of wishful thinking and you are still trying to make a point to the world about how smart you are, hear it here first, Robert Heinlein was probably talking about you when he said, "never underestimate the power of human stupidity".  Never Underestimate Your Dumbness

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Foods that make your butt bigger

FOODS THAT MAKE YOUR  BUTT BIGGER.

Based on incoming search and the world wide quest to make the butt bigger. We have decided to list some foods that would help in this honorable quest to make your butt bigger. Foods in itself , cannot be area specific and just select where to make bigger. No! you would still have to do the work of “directing the junk where to trunk”. Foods that make your butt bigger work hand in hand with exercise. You would have to do cardio, like running, jogging, cycling, brisk walking at least three times a week to ensure that you do not allow fat store in any other part of the body . Five days a week ,  you would then, carry out butt exercises while eating these foods. These butt exercises should not be taken lightly or skipped unless you intend to be a fat formless mass. The butt exercises would sculpt your butt and build the underlying muscles and the foods would make your butt bigger.

1. Creatine:

This  is actually not a food but a supplement that would help shoot out that butt. It should be consumed orally within the prescribed dosage amount that comes with each package. If you however have a  kidney disease or liver problem, you should consult your doctor before administering creatine. Although creatine consumption has been described as clinically safe, it is always good to take the right precautions.

2. Water:

Now you know she's gonna have a big butt.

 If you have been taking 8 glasses of water per day, congratulations, this time around you would need to double that intake. Drink a lot of water. The more water you drink , the more results you would get. Water lubricates,cleanses and adds water weight and with the exercises, it would be in the right place.

3. Skim Milk:

 This food was used for fattening pigs and was recommended also recommended for fattening purposes historically. Now, it’s a major content of weight loss meals prepared by nutritionist. Skim milk is going to make your butt bigger. Binge on it

4. Soyabeans:

 All soy products would make your butt bigger by spiking up estrogen levels . This is however not recommended for men.



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5. Fish and Fish oil: 

Fish oil would make your butt bigger, you would notice about 1 to 2 inches of increase but results are however based on continuous use of the  foul smelling liquid. Fish oil contains omega 3, 5, 7 and 9. It is administered on the butt continuously for any substantial increase. This should however not be taken with blood pressure lowering drugs.

6. Good fats: 

These fats  unlike bad fats are good for your body because they support your overall health , are good for the heart and help make your butt bigger. Such good oils include olive oil, peanut oil, avocados, walnuts, flaxsee, nuts and tofu.

7. Meats: 

Meats are high in protein and this would be needed to make your butt bigger, so stock up on chicken,  beef, soy protein and lean meats.

8. Fruits and vegetables should be consumed  to set the stage for your body to grow new cells , replenish hormones and for the body to carry out it’s daily activities. They are the ones who help all the body fully utilize all the above foods to make your butt bigger in the best way possible.

9. Serum Cream:  

These creams though not to be consumed is note worthy when talking about foods or materials to make your butt bigger. It lifts your butt, perfectly shapes and firms and fills it up and also has anti-cellulite effect on the butt. It is definitely worth trying . 

Maca root, aguage fruit, moringa, fenugreek seeds are all part of foods that would make your butt bigger. Remember everything here still has to be done with butt excercises , if you are too lazy to do that, then your results might not be noticeable. Set a goal for yourself, follow all the instrutions and do tell about your results. 

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Safe Sex Anyone?

SAFE SEX ANYONE?

When you hear  safe sex;you immediately think of condoms. Just Condoms.As long as you use condoms you are practicing safe sex. Well,  safe sex goes beyond condoms and you can as well soak your condoms in apple cidar vinegar or wear double coated and lubricated latex and still die within seconds. Because condoms never make sex safe, there is nothing safe about bodies on bodies and exchange of bodily fluids and a single “ barrier device” cannot make it safe even if the so called device is waterproof,elastic and durable. You are better off using these condoms to make waterproof microphones and  prevent  rifle barriers from clogging .

A  Chinese couple ( names unnecessary) fell to their death  in Wuhan  in June 2013 when the window they were leaning on while having sex gave way. They were most likely in an ascent to desire position  while leaning against a window and then the man’s knees grew weak , the window gave way and the lady flew through just before she climaxed and they both  crashed into the concrete floor of the ancient city of  Wuhan. Although it is not clear if they used  condoms or not, since they were a couple.That’s unsafe sex. In this case , a trampoline ,cushion  or even parachute would have had much more effect than a condom .

A young girl in  India, a student of Ranchi Women College decided to taste the forbidden fruit for the first time in May 2013 and man , did it hurt? It was with her long time boyfriend of 5 years and it took  place in a hotel, they both checked into. They had checked into different rooms to avoid any suspicion as the society they live in is as hypocritical as can be. At 2 am, Amit Kumar got up and made way for room 203 to carry out the 203. Of course they intended to practice safe sex and they did until the bleeding started. After bleeding for 2 hours, amit had to hide his shame and call the hotel attendants to come and put an end to what they didn't start. By then, the young girl was gone. Amit was initially charged for rape but even when he is released, he would never look at a vagina the same way again and he would understand the meaning of safe sex. Lube would have had much more effect than a condom here, but of course, the people said their gods were responsible.

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A housewife in Lagos , Nigeria decided to check out a number on her bucket list in March 2013 and practice safe sex with her married neighbor while her own husband was out working and the neighbor’s wife was also out. The intensity of the whole action drove her blood pressure to insane rates and she eventually suffered a cardiac arrest which was originally thought to be an orgasm by her partner. It was only  rightfully concluded as a cardiac arrest when she remain still and started  growing cold. The man was arrested and of course his plea of carrying out safe sex was thrown in the trash. In this case, a doctor’s report  and personal check up would have been more important than condom. Here again, the people attributed the death to some diabolic oath taken by the one of the couple with or without the knowledge of both partners.

In May 2013, a man from Montreal was sentenced to  serve a one year prison sentence due to the death of his lover through safe sex practices that included sado masochistic sex which involved binding her in chains with her feet fully restrained and a metal collar around her neck and then he went out to get pizza and came back to meet her dead. In this case, common sense would have been better suited than condoms.

And finally in March 2013, a prostitute in Zimbabwe died while having safe sex but when she was being lifted out in a coffin, she came back to life and shouted,” do you want to kill me?”. She had obviously not fulfilled her destiny. Now the ultimate question, are you practicing  safe sex?

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Ways to quit your Job.

There comes a time in one’s working life when you have to quit a job. When the job sucks or when the job is totally different from the job offer letter or when you have finally decided to go after that job that helps you make a life. Quitting your job is no longer as important as how to quit the job, hence the creative ways to quit your job. 

There are two ways to quit a job.

1. The right way

2. The even right way.

The right way is definitely not among the creative ways to quit your job. It  involves planning, focusing, impression management and keeping your tongue in your cheek. The right way to quit your job is to pre-plan, draft a resignation letter (or get a freelance writer to do it for you to include your specifics like date of resignation and make it good enough to stand in court), meet with your boss, as it would be disrespectful for your boss to hear it from word on the street. In breaking the news, you should use words, like, "I've found something better that aligns with my objectives" if you have found a better job, or "this is the best thing for my family right now". The only similarity it has with the creative ways to quit your job is that it also involves planning and giving about two weeks notice. The planning also has to do with preparing to answer questions that might be thrown your way after you break  the good news to your boss and how you  would turn down the new job offer which purports to increase your allowances because you know it’s a trap. It involves reviewing all the clauses stated in the job offer letter that you received sometime back when you started the job. It also involves being professional up until the very last minute as you clear your seat and finalize all your handing over to the next victim who has received the job offer. You would have to be straight, discreet and appreciative of the great opportunity the job offer had awarded you. This should be done after you have received all your bonuses and benefits because your employer might not be as discreet as you because if they were, you probably won’t be leaving. In some cases , you have to request to be fired so as to get  unemployment checks  if you live in a developed country and want to take time off to  be a couch potato and binge on food high in trans fat.This is a right way to quit your job because , it sounds right, and it would help someday when you need a reference from your former employer or when you get into politics and need to suck up to everyone and present a squeaky clean history slate.

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The even right way to quit your job involves creative ways to quit, when you don’t just give a damn, it involves literally not just burning the bridges but  deep frying the bridges until they become charcoal and serving them to the boss cold.  Here are examples of creative ways to quit your job.

1.Using the platform as a spring board for your new enterprise: The best example of this very creative way to quit your job is Chris Holmes who resigned from his job as an immigration official in border force UK to follow his passion of  food making  and finally had the balls to go out and do this job since he realized the importance of doing the job that makes you happy. Needless to say, that  www.mrcake.co.uk  has received great overwhelming hits and bookings and the cake business is booming. Way to go!

2. Cause a nuisance: Another creative way to quit your job is to make a nuisance. The best example so far is that of the Joey DeFrancesco,  who used to work with Renaissance Providence Hotel where the workers had issues with the way the hotel was being run. He wrote a letter and he came loaded with a marching band in tow, to put a stamp to his freedom and his new life in the deeper waters of life.

Okay, you might not be able to afford a matching band, because if you did, you probably won't be leaving the job, but who needs a matching band to create a nuisance when you have yourself. Walk into your boss's office and yell in a voice that could be heard miles away, "I QUIT". You can also break the work rules on your last intended day, sleep on your desk, watch movies during office hours, leave clients unattended to and then best of all. go to work butt naked.

3. Create an entertainment package: Another creative way to quit your job is to create a nice entertainment . It might have to be contrived with an American Tv network and a Motown quintet called the voices,but  at least that is what phil sipka who used to work as a barista in robust coffee lounge in Chicago did. Whatever you do, it must receive an applause after it all. Because its meant to entertain.

A more recent job quitting video which has gone viral with over 14 million views as at October 2013 is the Marina shifrin video which she made in the wee hours of the morning on her day of quitting a very strenuous job.In her own words she described the company as awesome but thinks the working conditions are terrible. Needless to say, she would earn a lot from the ads which might equate her annual salary if the views continue. She also got an offer from Queen Latifah few days afterwards. Sometimes taking a very bold step is all that we need.

4. Make an indelible stamp: This creative way to quit your job might be a little risky  as it might get you arrested. A very public example is that of a jet blue air host, steven slater  who just lost it when an unruly passenger decided to act terribly by trying to retrieve a luggage when the plane had not completely stopped. He gave the other passengers a  piece of him while emptying all what he had to keep inside since he started the job. He was arrested the next day for criminal mischief and reckless endangerment, but he also became a celebrity and his facebook page is booming. 

This guy plastered the walls of his work place with this deadly sign. He also had to repaint it

5. Say it like it is: This embodies the even right way to quit, it involves just saying it like it is, shaming the boss to think right for once in his lifetime and do things correctly. This can be done verbally or done in writing by the cowardly.

Way to go sheila.

If you don’t have the balls to follow these creative ways to quit, then it’s better to sit down on that job and share this blog post or better still send us some other examples that we missed.But remember. sometimes you have to find ways to quit your job before you get fired.

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Apps For Fitness

Technology is here to stay and to make life easier and better.  The world of apps is also here to stay. The word app itself was regarded as the word of the year in 2010 by the American dialect society. There are over 2 million apps in the world right now and these apps have  been downloaded  over 100 billion times.  There are apps for relationships , apps for productivity and also apps for fitness. These apps for fitness hope to help people achieve their goal of total body fitness and healthy living.

Here are the most common apps for fitness.

1. Nike Training Club:. 

 This app for fitness is geared towards women, because as far as fitness is concerned women are the ones who need help most . It offers you a personal trainer and tips from professional athletes and celebrity trainer. It is one of the best app for fitness that you  would find in the app store plus it has a big brand name backing it up.  The variety it offers and flexibility with setting music to your workouts is awesome.

2. Couch to 5K.:

 This app won the 2012 Appy Award for best Healthcare & Fitness App and it purports to take anybody from being a couch potato to running 5 kilometres without literally breaking a sweat. It comes with a music player, workout recorder , progress tracker.  Best features for this fitness app includes  Playing your music playlist,. Voice commands work great, Also visual commands,. Does not crash at all.

3. Pocket Yoga :

 This is an app for fitness that deals basically in yoga poses, terms led by yoga instructors with varying levels of difficulty and duration.  It is very effective for weight loss, total body fitness as advertised on CNN.

4. Myplate livestrong calorie tracker:

This app centers on calorie counting to achieve weight loss . This app for fitness was developed by livestrong.com. It contains over 1.3 million foods and restaurant items by the calories and helps you to keep a daily calorie intake watch , it also has a weight loss tracker  and even a free online service.

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5. Cardio : 

This app purports to tell you what your heart rate is and you can compare it to that of somebody else or a celebrity . it is based on a new research from MIT Medical Media center that interprets your heart rate simply the way light is refracted on your face in photos taken by your  phone.

6. Fitness buddy:

 This app is actually a fitness buddy, it offers over 1700 exercises with detailed descriptions and animations , body metrics tracking and fitness companion. It however doesn't come with the motivation and the strength to do those exercises.

7. You are on your own gym:

 This fitness app tells you the truth which the others don’t, you are on your own. It however comes with a free video pack to show you what to do based on a best selling book with over 200 excercises to achieve maximum fitness.

8. Adidas micoach: 

This fitness app offers voice coaching while tracking workouts using GPS with over 400 built in exercises  It of course tells you when you need to buy new adidas shoes.

9. Fitbit.

The fitbit systems helps to count calories, log weight, track personal metrics such as blood pressure, glucose levels , heart rate, sleep using a personal activity tracker in the fitbit system. The app is part of the whole fitbit system which you can use take yourself to ultimate fitness. It also comes with a web intergration.

10. Fitocracy:

This app for fitness  uses game-like stats to serve as a motivation to work out. It is also very interactive and has a community presence. You can always post your excuses for not working out and chances are there would be someone that shares the same excuse.

There you have it, now there is no reason , not to be fit.

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