Male Genital Odor During Winter

Male Genital Odor During Winter.

Winter sucks, the air is cold and dry. It gets dark earlier and if you’re single , it can be hell having no one to snuggle underneath the blanket with, dogs and cats notwithstanding. Winter really sucks, wearing a tonne of fabrics just to prevent your internal organs from freezing and getting to sit on cold toilet seats while inhaling urine steams emanating from the toilet seat is one the worst things anybody has to endure through the cold season. Watching your male genital respond to the cold by becoming the size it was pre-puberty can be very humbling. Worst of all,  the genital smell. Due to the trapping of air and the wearing of a ton of fabrics during winter, the genital area begins to smell when   the clothes come off.

How do you get rid of smelly balls during winter?

FOOD SELECTION: 

    Limit the consumption of foods that naturally cause odor. Foods like garlic, asparagus, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and red meat should be avoided during winter. As these foods naturally make you smell. Avoiding these foods during the cold would go a long way in reducing pungent odor emanating from the body.

MALE GENITAL WASH: 

    Using a Male genital  Wash become imperative at this time, male genital wash are usually limited in stock because the world just assumes that ladies should have to deal with that. But if you ever want to be given brains, you should probably have to do a little work for it.  Scrubbing the genital area with a genital wash should be done when taking a bath. Concentration should be made to areas in between the thighs, the balls and the area in between the butt cheeks.

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BALLS BREATHING TIME:

    Having a balls breathing time. Balls breathing time is that time when you lock all doors, turn up the heat , take off the tons of fabric and just let everything hang loose. It may just be for a couple minutes but it’s worth it. That time also enables your penis receive some more blood flow and extend out from the winter shrinkage, making you regain your size.

 DUSTING POWDER: 

   Using a dusting powder on the genitals after bathing would serve as a moisture absorbent and skin soother. It would also work well for male genital odor elimination. 

   WASHING UP AFTER SEX OR MASTURBATION: If you get laid in winter, then you need to get up and wash those balls really good as good as the sex felt, to ensure that sex residues from semen, condoms, lube or some other hard materials used for sex do not accumulate on your genital skin and begin to smell resulting in male genital odor.

6. Incase your smelly balls and testicles are caused by balantis, yeast infection or any sexually transmitted infection, it is recommended to follow the appropriate treatment for such . Some supplements have been known to cause some form of both male and female genital odor.

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Foods that help you lose Weight

Foods that help lose weight.

Okay, you could Google this topic and see a lot of posts spring up, all naming foods that they copied from the site ranking above them. It’s all the same. I have never been fat and would never be, but you don’t have to be fat to lose weight. Around the age of 20, I noticed I started having some extra flesh in the right places and I liked it. I later found out it was due to slower metabolism with increasing age aided by living a sedentary lifestyle. Like everyone else or maybe not some fat slobs. I started becoming conscious of my weight. My jeans became tighter and so I decided to hit the gym. The gym  made my body a little firm not necessarily shed weight. I realized I needed way more energy level to be able to achieve anything in the gym. I needed to exercise pass the pain to make the protruding gut go away. That I couldn’t do. I also discovered that the major step in losing weight is changing your diet, becoming calorie conscious while understanding the concept of a calorie not being a calorie and just doing basic caridio.I  then went on to the internet, searching blog after blog to find foods that would whisk the fat away and make me all muscle. I ate a lot of thrash but later found out the foods that help lose weight really. First of all, this foods would not take you from a pathetic 50 stone to a miraculous 10 stone, that would require some drastic measures. This would simply help you lose a couple pounds here and there and fit into clothes better.

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1. Lemon.

Stop Drinking any form of flavoured water and all the other gimmicks the foods industry in putting out. Instead get lemons, squeeze them with a juice extractor  and mix them with your water. Take this fresh lemon water first thing every morning and every time you drink water, which should be a lot of times during the day. The barely ripe ones are better, taken with water to  reduce it’s acidity. Lime can also be substituted for lemon as lime is even called lemon in places like  Northern India(They also call tangerines ,oranges). The citron species, the ones with very rough skin seems to work better.

2. GrapeFruit

Grape fruit also ranks among the foods that help you lose weight. It has a low glycemic index which can  help the body’s metabolism burn fat. When you want to take fruits, it’s advisable to take grapefruits, there are a whole lot of fruits that can do a lot of harm to humans. Fruits such as apples for example that are made to pass through crude forms of treatment in the breeding stages. Organic fruits are the only ones that give you all the benefits that is acclaimed to fruits. Some fruits are just a bunch of chemical wastes and toxic materials, thanks to the food industry.

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3. Green Tea

You would also need to get a good one that hasn’t been sweetened or had other additives in it’s mix. I recently bought a cold green tea  which was basically little taste of some thing like green tea mixed with carbonated water, sugar and all the crap in soda. The best kinds of green tea are the ones you brew yourself, second best option are green tea bags.

4. Garcinia Cambogia.

Garcinia cambogia is the new food  that can help you lose weight as  endorsed by Dr OZ. It has a remarkable fat burning and fat blocking action but is not recommended for  pregnant  women, or people suffering from dementia or Alzheimer’s.  There are a lot of fake garcina cambogia taking over the market mostly coming from china. So you have to be sure of your retailer and not buy something that’s gonna kill you.

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Porn, Give me My Brain Back

Porn Give me My brain Back.

Okay, I once said I was addicted to porn and loving it. But I just saw Don Jon and now realize that my brain is fried, I’m wired for Porn but I am not addicted to porn. I would get back to that in a minute.

I say my brain is fried because every sound or squeal anybody makes in my everyday life  immediately brings back  the erotic imagery I have come to know so well and set me on the  mental journey I regularly tread, the apodyposis, the acting out and the foul language. Adult entertainers have become a yardstick by which I measure people and now my brain is so fucked up , I wanna wife Jenna  Presley obviously not because she found God.(Oh shit! She found God?).

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But I am not addicted to porn. I have been reading all this stuff about Dopamine and some shit about reward driven learning. How a junkie ,a  meth head and a pornaholic all get the vibe in their brains , starting a reward circuitry that causes the surges of dopamine which eventually reaches a point of no return shattering every wall into pieces  and something about the prefrontal lobe of the brain making this road so familiar you take it unconsciously but still I am not addicted to porn. I am addicted to the search , the search for porn.

Arousal Addiction is the culprit here, the pornlepsy contracted while new material is being downloaded. The Coolidge effect of some thing new, something fresh. The same reasons there are a thousand new ipad editions with one feature added two weeks apart. This neurological mechanism is the real deal and upping the game is the only thing that rewards it. Upping the game leads to Overstimulation of the reward circuitry and the inherent numbness of the brain due to both over exposure to  erotic imagery and constant waxing of the candle stick.

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This wouldn’t really be an issue, if not for the negative self-perception, low level of motivation, social anxiety, concentration problems and depression it leaves with me, which in most cases has almost no direct correlation to the addiction making the source of these conditions mistaken as coming with the wind.

Okay, No one watches it, this way.

With over one billion sites presently cashing in on this addiction, trying to  get people to become porn agains  possessing pornographic memory. It is easy to get the brain fried with it’s extreme novelty approach with very little aversion options. The novelty approach influences the search and the search is the real deal

I am not addicted to porn, it pays to say it over and over again. This, some may say signifies the denial stage of addiction, well, thanks for sharing.

Gary Wilson (name sounds like a wanker’s) went all the way to carry out a porn experiment discussing symptoms in porn consumers and how to reverse the effects with withdrawal and regulation with some good science back up. It’s best watched immediately before or after porn.

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Female Genital Odor due to SEX

Female Genital Odor due to Sex

Vaginal Odor can occur as a result of sex. Many times women notice a fishy vagina odor after sex. This may be as a result of  something  called a bacteria vaginosis. This often occurs after unprotected sex

Bacterial vaginosis is as a result of PH imbalance in the vagina due to sex or even pregnancy. The pH of a healthy vagina is between 3.5 to 4.5, meaning “vaginas be acidic”.( Don’t we all already know this?) Semen on the other hand has a pH of 7.1 to 8.0 which is fairly close to the pH of water which is 7.0, Giving  the term ”shooting blanks ” a whole new meaning. Lower semen pH  may be an indication that the vessels of one of the balls is blocked or fried, a higher one means there is an infection. The blanks  which is the semen gets into the vagina and offsets the pH of that rose Garden, turning it into a fish abattoir and having hardwood floors might not even make a difference when it comes to that jizz cream that has turned the world upside down. The fishy odor is as a result of something called animes.

The only time to really worry about bacterial vaginosis is during pregnancy and if you happen to be the one out of the five women who would get this disease . During pregnancy it may lead to miscarriage, low birth weight and pre-term labor. The treatment of vaginal vaginosis is by the administration of antibiotics  or probiotics taken after a doctor must have confirmed the presence of bacterial vaginosis by taking a swab on the vagina.

The most effective ways to get rid of female genital odor still remains

1. Taking your bath regularly paying much attention to washing the genital with soaps that would not disrupt the pH of the vagina. Dry off the genital area giving at least a space of 5 minutes before putting your Black Panties on.

2. Wear cotton underwear and not too tight underwears.

3. Don’t be scared to let your vagina breathe by going commando. A vagina that goes commando regularly always attracts a commando.(Please don’t say this in public). Going to bed without panties would also help the vagina regulate it's PH.

4. Avoid Douching: Douches in some cases , alter the pH of the vagina and turn it into a bacteria breeding ground, same as perfumed and scented tampons. Leave douching to the gays.

5. Use Waterworks instead ,because  the United  States Food and Drug Administration Says so and because you read it on this blog. In waterworks, the flow goes down as against up and down in douches. 

6. Get hardwood floors (remove the furry carpeting). It is literally becoming a crime for which you can go to womanhood Jail for to keep the furry carpet on. Get rid of those pubes. You have enough on your head, seriously
that’s the reason you have been given so much on your head. Any other place is not acceptable. Although, Female genital Odor is way worse than looking like a baboon down there

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