TOP 10 BUTT ENHANCEMENT CREAMS AND PILLS TO TRY

The Top Butt Enhancement Cream presently available (2016-2019) include

• Isosensual Curves butt  enlargement cream
• Major Curves butt enlargment cream
• GluteBoost
• Slim 3D Extreme
• Booty Magic

  
  Butt Enhancement is the new craze in town. Thanks to Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea, everyone now wants to have a little junk in the trunk as people have come to appreciate the beauty of having a big well rounded butt. The key word here however is the word try, try, meaning that results are not guaranteed for everybody as some swear by these butt enhancement creams while others feel it's just a waste of money and we are all having some form of placebo effect. 

If you have some money and you are not comfortable with how your butt looks and feels, then why not take action. Here are 10  butt enhancement creams you should choose from.

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NOTE: If you end up using anyone of this , use strictly as directed by the product company and wait till 12 weeks before you start writing reviews. You might also want to eat foods that make your butt bigger as well as  finding other ways to make your butt bigger such as exercise and  learning all the sex positions that can make your butt bigger.

1.  IsoSensual Curve Butt Enhancement Cream. 

Isosensual curve is one of the most popular butt enhancement creams . It is made by Isosensuals, a company dedicated to body parts proportion improvement using Natural ingredients. It boasts a wide range of products such as breast enlargement creams, butt enhancement pills, female arousal gel, vaginal tightening pills. and even hair supplements.
Isosensual curve boasts of all natural ingredients  which in United states has absolutely no meaning according to the Food and Drug Administration, while it claims to have a 90% success rate, it is safer to say it has a 60% success rate. Isosensual's chief ingredient is something called voluplus, an all natural active ingredient derived from nutmeg (Macelignan) solubilized in macadamia oil. This ingredients (though very little is known about it outside the butt enhancement market) voluplus is believed to accelerate the creation of new cells able to store lipids while increasing the capacity of those cells to store higher volumes of lipids. More cells with enlarged capacity to store lipids result in enlarged butt size up to 18% its original size.  You would have to use isosensuals curve butt enhancement cream for 6 months, twice daily before you can accurately say whether it's effective or not. Isosensual Curves ships to Asia and Africa as well

1b. PURE LEEF BUTT ENHANCEMENT AND BREAST ENLARGEMENT CREAM

Kylie Jenner and the Pure leef Enhancement Cream

Butt and Breast Enhancement cream

This product has been in the market for a while and people in the butt enhancement cream industry kind of knew it but it wasn't on the top of the charts as far as butt enhancement was concerned, since butt enhancement and breast enhancement products thrive by recommendation. Pure leef never had a strong positive result that could market it until our dearly beloved Kylie Jenner decided to take a picture with it, in one of her instagram photos. So now, with the help of Kylie Jenner, pure leef is back on the charts since Kylie Jenner wants the world to believe that her enhancements have been due to this all natural product and pure leef company are claiming , they didn't pay Kylie Jenner to endorse pure leef, then we would have to add this cream to the list of butt enhancement creams we could try. This cream works for butt and breast and should be rubbed on breast and butt twice a day.


 I wonder what Bruce Jenner has to say about this,not to be disrespectful but if you have been in the kardashian house for that long, you would desperately want to have a vagina.

2. Major Curves Butt Enhancement Cream

Major curves Butt Enhancement Cream is also as popular as isosensual curve in the world of butt enhancement cream, and just like isosensuals, Major curves is health product company that makes butt enhancement creams as well as other body enhancement products. Major Curves butt enhancement cream has more natural ingredients synonymous to butt enlargement such as wild yam root extract and maca root extract. For Major curves, the major ingredient here is LipidMaxx which is  believed to help differentiate, proliferate and increase the volume of fat storage cells in the body. Like isosensual, Major curves should be used twice daily for six months and  promises noticeable results in two months.

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3.  Slim Extreme 3D Super Serum 

One of the major advantages of Slim Extreme over other butt enhancement cream is that apart from making the butt bigger, it also shapes , perfectly firms and fits the buttocks. The Slim Extreme is also one of the cheapest butt enhancement creams on the market. It also ships to most  parts of Asia and Africa. Volufiline is the major ingredient that stimulates lipids production in fatty cells and regulates their storage. Extreme 3D super serum is also believed to improve elasticity of connective tissue fibers, Shape the buttocks line and gives immediate push-up effect. It also contains  Hyaluronic acid which  acts like "molecular sponge",  and  has the skin moisturizing effect.Effectiveness is like 50% and it should be used twice daily for six months.

4. Booty Stacked

Booty Stacked is another butt enhancement cream, anyone looking to make their butt bigger can try. Booty stacked comprises of fish oil, maca oil , castor oil, all very popular ingredients in the butt enhancement industry. Aside increasing the butt, it is also believed to improve the skin texture.

5. Gluteboost

The catch with glute boost is that it comes with free fitness and diet guide which would  help the effectiveness. Voluplus and Volufiline  are the major ingredients  of Gluteboost which works to increase the volume of your buttocks and curves while tightening and smoothing the skin . Glute boost stimulates growth of the adipose tissue, reduces stretch marks and deliver anti-aging effects. Like most butt enhancement cream manufacturers, they also have butt enhancement pills and other body care products.

6.  Reshape..

Reshape is actually a butt enhancement pill but it's noteworthy in the list of butt enhancement.  Gentiana Lutea Root Powder is the leading ingredient of Reshape and it's marketed as a dietary supplement which has butt enhancement properties. It is recommended to take 2-4 capsules daily of reshape and watch the magic begin.

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7. Bootiful Butt

Volufiline is the major ingredient in bootiful butt, butt enhancement cream. It is said to have a tingling effect when applied and a remarkable success rate.

8. MaxiCurve Butt Enhancement Cream

This is a relatively unknown butt enlargement cream and it's relatively new on the market. It can however be given a try.

9. Glutimax

This gentle butt enhancement cream would require 8 weeks of daily use after bathing to achieve a bigger butt. This actually has a lower success rate but remember this post is about trying to get what might give you effect.

10. Pureleef Body plumping cream

With a low success rate, you can still try the pureleef butt enhamcement cream that purports to help the body stimulate the growth of fat while eliminating stretch marks and toning the buttocks. It is made of natural ingredients  such as Macelignan, Sarsaspogenin,  Chaga Mushroom.

QUICK BUTT FIX

Use a butt lifter, get one that fits and wear underneath your pants and jeans. Thank me later. 
 

Now this is how far as quick fixes can go.

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SETTING UP A HOME GYM WITH LESS THAN $1000

Setting up a home gym with $1000

The advantages of having home gym equipment is simply numerous. Most gyms are not located close to residential areas and most times, people have to waste time traveling to their gyms , only to get there and wait for guys trying to show off while using the gym equipment wrongly before they are able to use the equipment. In some cases, if you are not working out at a very expensive gym, you are likely to meet every tom, dick and harry in the gym, trying to workout or just be seen in a gym.
Personal home Gymnasium has seen a steady increase with statista.com reporting about 25.4 million in the us, participating in some form of home gym activity.

Setting up a home gym would eliminate travel costs, subscription costs and of course all inconveniences associated with using a public gym
Another very important advantage of setting up a home gym is that gym equipment mostly last forever except you buy a fake, while a gym membership lasts for only the amount of time , it’s paid for.

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Despite all these advantages, it is pertinent to note that you should only set up a home gym if you meet the following criteria.

       1. You are relatively in shape and have used gym equipment before

       2. You are self motivated to exercise everyday and would feel extremely uncomfortable if you didn’t exercise even for a day.

      3. You have a space where gym equipment can be mounted, either a garage, a spare room, somewhere private

Without meeting this criteria, the home gym equipment would just be another prop on the scene in which your life is played, another useless accessory which would end up in a yard sale or ebay , another piece of crap that would remind you of how you have wasted your money and achieved nothing in return.

Gym equipment are relatively expensive, especially when they have some hyped up celebrity endorsement mixed with marketing gimmicks. It is important however to be able to set up a  home gym equipment that would effectively work all muscle groups of your body without breaking your bank.

First before we start churning out names of gym equipment and what they are used for, it is also important to note that you can be your own gym according to Mark Lauren , the author of you are your own gym. Mark teaches how to  use absolutely  no gym equipment to get in shape.  After a little preamble on how to gain lean muscle , shed fat and boast metabolism, he dives into each muscle group exercises, with detailed explanation and pictorial references.

Who needs a barbell when you've got Mark?

You might also consider taking up yoga with Dean Pohlman, the Manflow Yoga, he is the author of Yoga Basics for men. He also runs Yoga Skype training and  has tons of serious Yoga routines  for men and women. In this case all, you would need is  a    yoga mat, in the comfort of your room with dean's sensual voice ripping your muscles to shreds.

This yoga is not for pussies, just look at his chest.

However if you are dead serious about setting up a cheap home gym, then  here is

HOW TO SET UP A HOME GYM  WHILE ON A BUDGET

Chances are when you want to start buying equipment , you have money for just one equipment. In this case you would need to buy one single gym  equipment that you can use to workout all your muscle groups. Always ensure you workout all muscle groups, that would ensure that you are proportional and you don’t suffer from back pain due to body misalignment.  Here is a pictorial representation of the muscle groups of the body.

This picture belongs to bodybuilding.com, it's just borrowed.

EQUIPMENT ONE: BARBELL $489


One single gym equipment to buy  to    kick start your cheap home gym set up is the International Olympic Set (US version weighted in Pounds) for  $489 or Bodymax 145kg Olympic Cast Barbell Kit (UK version weighted in kg) for $355.  Buying brand new is  usually advised for gym equipment but unless it is bent or had experienced a major defect, you might be able to get something cheaper on Craigslist, yard sales, or someone who had just realized he wasted his money buying a barbell because they were never going to use it.

 Now with this barbell you can work all your muscle groups as follows.

 BICEPS:  Barbell Curl , Wide Grip Standing Barbell Curl, Drag Curl

CALVES: Rocking Standing Calve Raise, Standing Barbell Calve Raise

FOREARMS: Palms-Down Wrist Curl Over A Bench, Standing Palms-Up Barbell Behind The Back Wrist Curl

HAMSTRINGS: Clean Deadlift , Hang snatch

QUADRICEPS: BarBell Squat, BarBell Walking Lunge, Clean from Block

TRAPS: Barbell Shrug, Clean Shrug

ABDOMINAL: Landmine 180, Bar Bell Ab Rollout ,

BACK: Deficit Deadlift , one arm long bar roll

CHEST: Barbell Bench Press (you can use a low makeshift table)

GLUTES: Barbell Glute Bridge

LATS: Bent Arm Barbell Pullover

NECK: Lying Face Down Plate Neck Resistance

SHOULDERS: clean and jerk, clean and press

TRICEPS: Floor Press

 EQUIPMENT TWO: Dumb Bells $49.99 (OPTION TO ONE)

This could pass more for sex toys than gym equipment

If $400 dollars is still way above your initial budget to set up a home gym and you missed out on all Craigslist listing of bar bell sets, then you can opt for dumb bells which start at $10 dollars. Dumb bells is  rightfully called because it would be dumb for anyone not to buy the barbell set instead. Alright, they are so called because when they originated,  the weights were from bells without clappers that couldn’t ring hence were called dumb. With a dumb  bell which you would have to keep buying as you get more comfortable with the weights, you can workout all muscle groups with these exercises.

BICEPS: Flexor Incline Dumbbell Curls

CALVES: Standing Dumbbell Calf raise

FOREARMS: Dumbell Lying supination

HAMSTRINGS: Vertical Swing , Stiff Legged dumbbell deadlift

QUADRICEPS: Dumbell Squat, Dumbell rear lunge

TRAPS: Dumbell Shrug

ABDOMINAL: Spell Caster, Dumbell side Bend

BACK: Bent over two dumbell row

CHEST: Dumbbell Bench Press

SHOULDERS: Arnold Dumb bell Press, Dumbbell shoulder press

TRICEPS: Dumbbell Floor Press

GYM EQUIPMENT CAUTION

Don’t buy into the workout resolution frenzy of buying a treadmill or a spin bicycle. Cardio training is one of the commonest forms of aerobic training and aerobic training causes muscle wasting which leads  to muscle loss and endurance over time except of cause, you want to  look like the Kenyan Olympic marathon runners.

These guys don't even have treadmills and they are not on a budget

Instead of treadmills get a skipping rope and skip in your home gym, do jumping jacks or follow this BeFit 90 days fitness video everyday with Samantha. If you want to run, sprints are much more effective than jogging, running as fast as your feet can carry you ,can’t be done on most treadmills

EQUIPMENT THREE: SUSPENSION ROPE $49.95

As the muscles, keep coming, the money keep coming and you start getting hornier, buy a suspension rope , you can use these videos to  know what to do with them.

How to become a Monkey

EQUIPMENT FOUR: WEIGHT BENCH $160

Weight bench

Next on your list should be an adjustable weight bench, with leg developer, costing just about $160.   and to  top up your home gym equipment purchase, get yourself

EQUIPMENT FIVE: POWER RACK $300

.. A power rack that is well made can be used for pull ups and squats. A power rack towering over your home gym is the mark of home gym greatness and  good financial planning.

Okay this one sells for more than $300 and doesn't even come with the guy.

 Now lets arrange  in order of importance

1.       Olympic bar bell set $ 489

2.       Dumb bells / Kettlle bells $50

3.       Suspension ropes $50

4.       Adjustable bench $160

5.       Power rack  $300

To spice up your gym, you might want to buy good speakers to ease your workouts as music has been known to alleviate workout pain and help people find rhythm in their workouts. Posters of a completely ripped model might also serve as a good motivation. A yoga mat for stretches can also be later added in the mix as well as    foam rollers for self massage.

Finally one health equipment that you can indulge yourself with is the Fitbit HR watch or the more accurate Mio Fuse. It tracks exercises, heart rate, quality of sleep and some other health data that might be useful to a gym junkie.

Sometimes we do

Well your home gym is set up, then in a couple of months you should look like me this

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