Kenya Polygamy Law, WTF?

Polygamy in Kenya,  WTF?

Yet another messed  up Law emanating from Africa and this time, it is not the Anti-gay Bill, or some bill from Nigeria proposing to send public smokers to 6 months in Jail.  This time it is from Kenya and is a polygamous law. This is practically taking the sister wives show from the television into the homes of people. Kenya is where our dearly beloved Lupita Nyong’o is from and is where the large African safari is. It is also the home country of Barack Obama. The country’s president Uhuru Kenyatta has signed into law a controversial marriage bill legalizing polygamy. This means that a married man would be allowed to take more than one wife without consulting existing spouse. There is however no specified limit to the number of wives to be taken by a man. In islam, men are allowed to take four wives.

The female MPS in the parliament had walked out in disgust after their male counterparts had voted through the amendments which was rather less than smart, as we would have expected that the female MPS would immediately start working on creating a polyandry bill. 

                                     UGANDA BE KIDDING ME

The law also says a woman is entitled to equal share of what the couple acquired during the marriage which would be given to her upon divorce. This would however lead to confusion when 4 wives have to share what a man has when he dies or when the four wives get tired of his male genital odor.

The Christian leaders, who are always late to the party, opposed the law claiming it would affect the family and the financial position of the other spouses while undermining the Christian principles and then they went back into their churches and did nothing about it. “The tone of that bill, if it becomes law, would be demeaning to women since it does not respect the principle of equality of spouses in the institution of marriage,” Archbishop Timothy Ndambuki, from the National Council of Churches of Kenya had said before it was signed into law.

This is however still better than Nigeria’s child marriage law, since girls have to be at least 18 to get married, so there is still no room for pedophiles. 

The law abolished traditional marriages, and enforces the payment of bride price as well as  not recognizing cohabiting which in Kenya is known as  “come-we –stay”. 

Now the real implications of this law 

1. This is the greatest misogynist law, since the law the prohibited women from voting. This means a man can easily cheat with any woman he deems fit while still married. It would be practically impossible for a man to just marry a woman ,so that they can be intimate. For a man to marry a woman there has to be the wooing and dating period. So while he stays married, a man can go out of his matrimonial home at any time to prepare to take a second wife. It happens all the time but this time, he would have the backing of the law.

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2. The Kenyan’s president has just signed into the law, the fact that his daughter would one day be second fiddle to another man.

3. Raising a child in a polygamous African Family is one of the worst things that can happen to a child after rape , accident  and sicknesses, all of which have a higher probability of occurring in a polygamous family.

4. Someday, if Lupita marries a Kenyan man in Kenya, she’s going to be a second wife.

Just look ar her, in all her second wife glory.

5. If Barack and Michelle had married in Kenya, America could have to deal with two first ladies. (Not sure how that would work)

Read  The Witness Wore Red: The 19th Wife Who Brought Polygamous Cult Leaders to Justice

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Jerks with Camera

Jerks on Camera

There is this Prank show on MTV, called Jerks with Camera, Hosted by a guy called Tone Bell (sounds like the name of a struggling underrated R&B Artist ) and featuring some very theatrical set of people. The show has full representation  of almost all the races in America with a black girl , two black dudes ,a Indian, a Latino , a Chinese girl , two white guys and a white chic. The premise is not very original or new, but the guys seem to get stuff by some very unsuspecting strollers in the streets of LA.

This guys come up with funny tricks to unsuspecting people (at least that’s the way it seems) and most times it’s usually very funny. The show is already 10 episodes in and that’s all this season has , 10 episodes

From disturbing people with leaf blowers, to getting into people’s private space, to accusing people of being baby daddies, to very offensive news reporting, the show seems to have it all.

From the show you can immediately tell the kind of people who walk the streets of LA, the guys are mostly uptight, obnoxious and rude with an occasional sweet angel in the mix. (Wow, ladies have a hard time in LA), and most of the  nice guys are usually either very young (with the exception of some black stoners in one of the episodes) or already taken ( with a chic in tow) or black (I didn't see that coming).

The girls are more cooperative and  having a sense of humor and homely of course with some exceptions in between.

From  the show you can also tell , that people naturally tend to give much more audience to a good looking person. All the jerks are good looking with Dante and Amir taking the lead with looks and Danielle having the body of a Victoria secret model, except the height though.  We often tend to automatically listen to good looking people, no wonder Hollywood has so many unrealistic standard for actresses and actors.

The show however had poor editing and sometimes seem chopped  with the pranksters reactions to events seeming mostly unrelated to the event in question. The dialogue also seems a bit off and forced like they are reading from a cue board and they now have to figure out how to make the lines funny. The killer line though is “when a white guy who normally dates white chicks suddenly dates a black chick, he is said to be having a #BlackOut ”

Justin Hires seems like the next  and maybe funnier Kevin Hart. He’s quite funny, acts well and is all up in his blackness. The trio, Dante, grant and Geoff usually come up with the best set of pranks overall  and Kara and Susanne

always seem to give them a very fierce run for their money. They all have impressive comedic resumes and might move on to shooting sitcoms or having a greater stand up career.

This show brought in some good laughs every Thursday night as most of the so called comedic sitcoms and late night shows are just like watching paint dry, a show fest for celebrity worship.

Watch the first Episode Here 

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UGANDA BE KIDDING ME

UGANDA BE KIDDING ME

Okay, Uganda  has finally passed an anti gay law which is about the only thing that has kept Uganda in the news. Uganda had to do this immediately after Nigeria passed theirs, giving little time to see what would happen as regarding aids from the west being threatened.

Uganda  receives an  annual aid of $420 million which is now being threatened to be withdrawn. The president before signing the bill had found it difficult to convince the religious bodies to hold up on the  issue. This whole gay craze in central Africa is actually ludicrous because gays are a very distant minority who have already been driven to the ground by cultural and religious communities, but it is suddenly taking center stage amongst all the  important issues  and problems that pledge most predominantly black African countries. Problems like infrastructure, education, electric power and pollution.

 Uganda be kidding me because Uganda has 99 problems and gays are not one of them. Once caught or suspected in Uganda, you would most likely be attacked and   if eventually tried, sent to prison for 14 years and life imprisonment for repeat offenders. It is however not clear, if these homosexuals would be placed in same sex prisons or placed in opposite sex prisons, because the joke would be on Uganda, if two male homos are arrested and sent to jail in the same prison or to men who have been deprived conjugal visits for a very long time. #Orgies be going down in Uganda prisons.

The gay romance of African Leaders is however mostly linked to a plot to play on the religious sentiments of the people while diverting them from the immerse corruption and  wastefulness going on in the corridors of power in African countries. These laws would also lead to jungle justice which is also a major problem that no one seems to address in most African countries .

Just a day after the law was signed, 200 names were printed in a magazine called red pepper claiming all these people are gay. It is really ludicrous because it is quite  difficult to predict someone's  sexuality except you have been in bed with them. So the source of those names should also be questioned because it should take a gay to know one. But as we all know, take education away from people and give them religion and  throw a little bit of poverty in the mix and you would have taken all their power. 

You can say that the press is also trying to make some money out of the people  during this time by issuing out tabloid like stories , to boost sales.

Well, the effect of the draconian law as described by the west is already having effect on Uganda. A recent $90 million loan from the world bank has just been stalled. The world bank has said, the loans would be blocked. The loans were originally meant for the healthcare system. Norway and Denmark has also frozen their aids to Uganda due to the bill which also condemn blow jobs. The law has also affected Uganda currency as it dipped 2.9% within the first week.  While gays in Nigeria are not smiling, citizens in Uganda are yet to comprehend what just hit them, although some leaders still insist that the west can keep their aids. Uganda be kidding me.

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AMERICAN IDOL- A BURNT BRIDGE

AMERICAN IDOL- A BURNT BRIDGE

There are several singing competitions now . American Idol, America’s got Talent, The Voice, The sing offs, Duets and a host of others across the world. This  shows seem to have something in common, Judges and contestants . Judges who are overpaid to sit and tell the people what everyone already knows and contestants who are forced to push their natural talents in a shoe hole for publicity and popularity. 

Why would anyone go on American Idol?

If you win, you would get a 1 Million dollar recording contract, which means, a million dollars would be spent to make an album for you. This has recently been slashed down to $350,000 or even $250,000 for the winner and a paltry$175,000 for the second place. The remaining top 10 or 12 may have the opportunity to make singles with their advance fees amounting to about $24,000 for up to 4 singles. Not all contestants get a red cent but if you make it to the top 10 or 12 in some cases, you then register with the performance union AFTRA from which you then get performance fees for the show upwards of  $921 per hour. The contracts then go on to fix their pays for albums one to six depending on it’s success and if they are greenlighted. The top 10 contestants also  make money from the whole show by going on the top 10 tour in which they make a minimum of $1000 per show. This sounds good to the guy living in his trunk and getting money from his piggy bank but when you consider that Jennifer Lopez is going to leave Idol without breaking a sweat with $17.5 million, an amount, the winner would not be worth in 5 years, it leaves a very bad taste in your mouth.

American Idol like most other singing competitions across the world, benefits only two sets of people, the producers and the judges. The audience might also get some form of entertainment but the thousands and thousands of people sleeping outside in the cold waiting for their fifteen minutes of fame are just building their tent in the wind. Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Daughtry, Kellie Pickler are all alumni that most intending contestants take as role models but for you to get to these heights with American Idol, you would first have to have a massive hit debut album with singles running up and down the charts. Chances are that with $350,000 and no songwriting or production abilities, you wouldn’t be able to come up with that massive album.

Why you shouldn’t go for  American Idol or a singing competition

1. If you sound good and can make good music , you probably don’t need some overpriced Judges to tell you so, on National Television, you need to get up and do something about it instead like facing a recording studio. Come back to the Competition when all else has failed or when you are the same age with Susan boyle

2. There are a lot of contestants who have had to go back to normal jobs after being on the show and it sucks. Just ask everyone among the  7-24 on each season. These shows put you in the spotlight with strobes , backup singers, live instrument players and then leave you out when the show is over, moving onto the next set  of contestants next year. The show doesn't care about the contestants ,they are just exploiting the love we have for the underdogs and cashing in on it and just to  prove that point, everyone is talking about who takes the judges seats to save the show , not what all the former winners and contestants are up to  or how to get the best crop of musicians out there and help them build a career. 

3. Everything about the show is showbiz and if you look closely, most of the artists on billboard today would not have made it pass the audition room of American Idol. And if they did, they wouldn’t make it pass the  selection. The selection process is what the Voice tried to capitalize on and make a show off,where you listen to people’s voice and not look at their appearance or how camera friendly they are. Most of the artists making waves now , even if they get pass the audition would not make it pass the Top 40 selection, think Lorde, Adele etc.

4. Music is no longer really about being able to hit high deafening notes and the earlier you get on that train the better, Music is now about how highly produced your tracks are, just think Rihanna winning urban contemporary album over fantasia, or Chris Brown winning the same award over R.kelly and then think Daft Punk winning album of the year. If you want a music career, start learning how to work with garage band  or Steinberg  or J4T Multitrack and how to make lots and lots of new unconventional sounds, even the grammys is towing that road, think Macklemore and ryan lewis who have never performed with live instruments but just get those engineered sounds and just hold  instruments in their performances. In the present day and time, you can become an independent artist and go far.

5. The terrible contracts these contestants have to sign, virtually giving all their rights and careers away to the mercies of shrewd businessman who may not even have their time but still keep them under locks and chains is alarming. If your talent is really worth it’s salt then maybe you should find yourself a better breeding ground.

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Gays are not Smiling in Nigeria

Gays are not Smiling in Nigeria.

Okay, if you follow the News, you would know by now, that another African Country, the most populous one this time around has issued an anti-gay bill , that purports to outlaw gay marriage, groups and organization with penalties as high as 14 years imprisonment.This bill has been in the works for quite sometime.

Nigeria, a predominantly black country is a very religious country, and as anyone knows , one of the major flaws of organized religion is that it  promotes self-righteousness and bigotry, and Nigeria is supposedly filled to the brim with such. Research has shown that the gay community in Nigeria is very low to non existent in some areas  and most people don’t even know what it is or can they wrap their heads around it. This however doesn’t change the fact that there are gays everywhere in the world.

And like the proverbial three sides to every story, here are the three sides to the Nigerian Gay story.

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HIS SIDE

Christianity and Islam are the most common religion  in Nigeria, with each claiming almost half of the population. Some form of religious affiliation is usually necessary to get ahead in Nigeria and religious leaders ranks among the richest and most powerful figures in the country. These two religious views do not support homosexuality in their core. The Quran, the holy book of Muslims (followers of Islam) reads

” Do ye commit lewdness such as no people in creation (ever) committed before you? For ye practice your lusts on men in preference to women: ye are indeed a people transgressing beyond bounds." Qur'an 7:80-81,

 "What! Of all creatures do ye come unto the males, and leave the wives your Lord created for you? Nay, but ye are forward folk." Qur'an 26:165”. 

Some scholars have even gone further to reference a certain Hadith Literature which they claim are authentic sayings of the Prophet Mohammed, which puts homosexuality in a bad light and claims the death penalty is the most appropriate. 

Two examples are: "When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes." 

"Kill the one that is doing it and also kill the one that it is being done to." 

(In reference to the active and passive partners in gay sexual intercourse). This has been the basis of death penalties in Extreme Islamic countries like Iran (over 4000 executed since 1979) and Afghanistan (10 public executions).

The bible, the holy book of the Christians reads Leviticus 18:22 “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”

 and the penalty is also death in Leviticus 20:13 “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”. 

A lot of Christian scholars also believed God destroyed Sodom because of Homosexuality because the young men wanted to “bang” the angels God sent down to the Land.(Yeah, they saw the angels and they were like, “ We’ve got to tap that!”), thus beginning the word sodomy used to refer to homosexual activities by conservatives. In Christianity however, a lot of words contained in the old testament, the one of two divisions of the bible, the other being the new testament is not taken to be as binding as the new testament due to the old testament being believed to be written during the dispensation of the law and the new testament, the one with Jesus in it, being believed to be written as in the dispensation of Grace which is aimed at drawing the lost children of God back to the father by issuing grace, forgiveness and mercy and turning a blind eye on sin to which the blood of Jesus is believed to cleanse Christians from, which forms the basis of Christianity. A reference to this is reads.

“blessed is he , whose sins God no longer holds against him” in Romans 4:8.

This marks the basis of homophobia in a country like Nigeria, Uganda and so many other very religious countries in the world.

Read: Homosexuality and the Christian: A Guide for Parents, Pastors, and Friends

HER SIDE

The many beliefs and views of Nigerians can easily be read on the internet(forums like Nairaland), comments on news sites and Social Media. That is the over half of the population  of the country who exhibit some form of homophobia.  They come up with rationales like "it is unnatural". "The bolt was made for the nut and not two bolts and two nuts". "Gays can’t have kids and this would threaten the world population and indeed the human race". "The asshole is a seat of infection who can fathom?"

That's a Banana dipped in Nutella, Any questions?

Homosexuality is not an African Culture and that animals wouldn't even stoop so low just to get a rush of hormone. Others believe, what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah is going to happen if such drastic measures are not taken and that earthquakes, floods and drought are just warning signs of impending doom. Still, others believe it is a western world agenda to reduce the world Population, others say it is occult. Some simply have simplistic views, that gays haven’t sexually explored enough to find the deep treasures of ecstasy buried in the opposite sex and some of those simplistic views also include being smacked on the head(or in some cases with sticks and stones) to create some kind of mental reset for gays. Some also believe that homosexuality is a sign of  the dark demonic world of Satan creeping in on mankind.  In the midst of all these beliefs , gays are not smiling.

Read :What's Wrong with Homosexuality? 

THE TRUTH

Now, even the truth has three sides to it.

HIS SIDE

The gay marriage  bill has  very little to do with gays in Nigeria. Every thing done in most countries of the world usually have some kind of subliminal mission. In this case, it is believed to be a political move to put the present President Goodluck Jonathan back on the favourable sides of the masses who have been greatly disappointed that his administration has fallen short of what they expected it to be. Goodluck was the epitome of goodluck something Nigerians believe in and with the humble backgrounds of the president coming from a then remote part of the country to occupying the supposedly highest seat of power with a  humble charisma and a touching  "shoeless"  childhood story, he was Nigerian’s sweetheart.

 However lots of promises have not been kept and there has been significant cases of daylight corruption, something that has threatened and is still threatening Nigeria . With Political open letters flying here and there and politicians forming and reforming new political parties, the average Nigerian has developed a bad taste to anything government. Here the gay bill comes in, to significantly affect way more than half the population of religious people. There are no courts in Nigeria getting marriage requests from gay people and there were already laws prohibiting unnatural sexual activities .This is no more than a previously proven way by those in power to distract and unify the majority by defining a minority as an object of hate. Germany 1930s.

 Some Conspiracy theorist however  believe  that this is a man shooting himself in the foot because this whole agenda is being orchestrated by his political enemies who gave him the impression that this is the right thing to do knowing fully well, it’s going to affect international relations at a time where countries with homophobic laws are softening them for the sake of international relations and activities such as sporting events and  investments.  These “wolves in sheep clothing” are hoping that by this , his administration would be further affected, eliminating foreign aid and streamlining international relations, making gay expatriates and liberal investors check out and in turn affecting the country and bringing down his administration. Only time would be able to completely tell his side of the story correctly.

HER  SIDE

Jungle justice is prevalent in African Countries, Nigeria included. It is common practice among the poorly educated to take laws into their own hands in most cases with law enformenet officers present. Recently four undergraduates were maimed to death because they were thought to have stolen materials from a neighboring village to their campus. The laws would make jungle justice for gays acceptable and with no clear proof of the sexuality of anyone, it becomes a war of who can shout the loudest and has convincing power. Men living together would start having issues of people raising eyebrows and some hotels have started indicating that police has ordered them not to allow unrelated men sleep in the same hotel room.

THE TRUTH

The gay bill is not going to solve any of Nigeria’s problems of greed, corruption, low employment levels, poor infrastructure and power . A better bill, the petroleum bill would have done that. God didn’t destroy Sodom because of its homosexuality   according to  Ezekiel 16: 48

” 9 Behold, this was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: pride, overabundance of food, prosperous ease, and idleness were hers and her daughters’; neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.50 And they were haughty and committed abominable offenses before Me; therefore I removed them when I saw it and I saw fit”.

 Apostle paul (a new testament prophet) believes that homosexuality is an evidence of God’s wrath on Mankind in 

Romans 1:26-27 “26 For this reason God gave them over and abandoned them to vile affections and degrading passions. For their women exchanged their natural function for an unnatural and abnormal one,27 And the men also turned from natural relations with women and were set ablaze (burning out, consumed) with lust for one another—men committing shameful acts with men and suffering in their own [d]bodies and personalities the inevitable consequences and penalty of their wrong-doing and going astray, which was [their] fitting retribution.28 And so, since they did not see fit to acknowledge God or approve of Him or consider Him worth the knowing, God gave them over to a base and condemned mind to do things not proper or decent but loathsome,”,

 He also believes and warns Christians that homosexuals won’t make heaven  in

 1 corinthians 6: 9 -10” 9 Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality,10 Nor cheats (swindlers and thieves), nor greedy graspers, nor drunkards, nor foulmouthed revilers and slanderers, nor extortioners and robbers will inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God.” 

Jesus however, says, he is the way to the father in Heaven.  

Read:Homosexuality, Marriage, and the Church

Homosexuality is as old as man, that the reason it is recorded in all ancient books and from history , homosexuality was widely practiced around the world, African included before the advent of Christianity and other Religions. Homosexual behaviour also exist in animals.

Gays are definitely not smiling ,just ask the guy who was lashed 20strokes and the other 38 arrested in Bauchi for homosexual activity, fact is, no one in Nigeria is right now.

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Sex around the World

Sex around the world.

Have you ever thought that sexual skills, prowess and abilities might vary across the world? That some men of a particular race or country might be better in bed than others, well a lady is about to find that out. She is about to have sex around the world. She has made a bucket list and what conveniently falls on the top of it is to have sex with 100,000 men from around the world. Her name is Ania Lisewska and she has announced her mission on her facebook page to visit the world and take the men down. She has already started her mission , so there is no use trying to stop her and she is on her way to winning a nobel prize, setting a world Guinness record.

Ania is a 21 year old girl and has already been to prague, with Portugal being the country in which she launched her sexual marathon as she calls it. She is a polish woman and she keeps her blog in polish which she updates with galleries and marathon dates, she has already spent 20 minutes with 284 men each and she can’t stop. For a chance to spend 20 minutes with ania, leave your name and nationality in the comments and we would get back to you.

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Okay , now seriously, this girl right here  deserves a reality show, after which she would write a book, make a documentary and grace the cover of playboy. She had already done multiple blood tests for herself and her partners and she uses that as a criteria. She would most likely not get to 100000, she wouldn’t even get to half of that, she would have to have sex with 10 men each day for the next 27 years to touch that, by that time she would really want to take a knife and shove it up her own ass and then she would find God and give her life to Christ and then come up with an inspiring story because like we all know, bitches always go to heaven.

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To be or not to be: Husband Shoots Wife.

To be or not to be: Husband shoots wife.

This incident has brought to light a dilemma that spouses of sick people may often face in their lives. It is the dilemma of "to be or not to be" when it comes to helping your spouse die. The controversy surrounding doctor assisted suicide has led to sick people with little hope of recovering finding other means of putting an end to their misery. This often leads to the dependence on spouses and close relatives to help put them to eternal sleep.

Such is the case of Ernest Chris chumbley, a south Kentucky man who is being held at the laurel county detention center for shooting his wife who until then was suffering from severe breast cancer and had few weeks or months to live. He fired two shots into her brain. Ernest and his wife Virginia had been married for 20 years until Virginia developed cancer, one of the many ways to die and started the journey of a slow excruciating death. Ernest watched his once lively wife, deteriorate everyday and  lose the sparkle in her eyes.

According to him, his wife had told him to end her pain which saw her gasping for air,every night . The neighbors attested to the fact  that they were once happily married but Virginia’s pain was keeping everybody up at night. He had initially refused and had told her that the only thing he had was what the doctors gave her, but she had insisted that he kill her

He allegedly obliged and shot her twice and then called 911. He was arrested when officials got into the house and found virginia’s dead body. He was booked for murder.

Most people think that  The only thing worse than suffering is watching someone you love suffer  and that if what he's saying is true, than this mercy killing may have been the only choice he believed he had. Others don’t think so, they claim if he truly loved his wife and she was suffering from cancer and couldn't bare the pain anymore and asked him to kill her...  No one would do it. According to a man he said, “ I will feel bad and wish I could be the one in pain instead of her but I don't think I can kill the woman I chose to spend the rest of my life with. I would lay beside her while she took her last breath but it wouldn't be me taking that breath away, it would be God.”

Some people are postulating that shooting her twice may be a sign of intent , which would make it more about him not being able to hold on any more than the wife requesting to be killed. The only thing here is that, there is no evidence to prove that she really wanted to be killed. There should have at least been a video or something to prove and using a gun was not the best way to kill someone you love. 

A woman said “There is nothing selfish about not wanting to take the love of your life’s last breath away. If my husband was suffering it would crush me completely but i couldn't bring myself to harm him and my husband would never put me in the position to make that decision he would gladly suffer until his time was up than scar me forever and make me throw my life away. The request for him to do this is what’s selfish if this is really why he killed her". It is a serious case of  "to be or not to be"

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Burnt Bridges: African Mother Marries Son

Burnt Bridges: Mother marries her son.

Betty Mbereko  a 40 year old African woman from Mwenezi in Masvingo, Zimbabwe, has been a widow for 12 years now and all that is about to end. She has found her prince and like most women have put the horse before the cart by being 6 months pregnant for him and that is not even the problem. The real issue here isn’t  that the man Farai Mbereko is just 24 years old with a 16 years age difference between them but that the man in question is her biological son. Her defense is that she loves her son so much and they had been through thick and thin together, throughout the 12 years that she was a widow and she preferred her son to any of her husband’s younger brothers who have been unrelentingly coveting her. 

In Africa, it is not uncommon for siblings of a deceased to inherit the deceased's properties including his wife, just the way it was recorded in the bible. The practice has since died down due to civilization mostly but such wave of civilization has probably still eluded people in masvingo in Zimbabwe.

Betty has admitted to a court in her locality last week , that she had ignited this weird flame between herself and her son three years ago. She went ahead to state that she had been the only woman farai has known and she had paid his school fees and groomed him into a man and that no woman deserved to reap the fruits of her labor.

Farai himself is loving all the attention, his late father coincidentally had not fully paid the bride price of his mother before he kicked the bucket and he was prepared to not only pay off the chicken change but also jump the broom with his mother. In his own words,” he said, I want people to know that  I am the one who impregnated my mother and I am ready to marry  her, so no one should accuse her of promiscuity.”

As expected, every one in the African village acted like this is the worst thing they have ever heard and some of the local village chiefs even considered assassinating the love birds but were afraid of being apprehended by the police.

In fairness to farai, I once lusted after one of my aunties, until my mom had her thrown out of the house, after an humping session in the back alley. One of the greatest tragedy of being a male is that the male genital grows and develops faster than the male brain. So lust is mistaken for love, and everything in between.

Betty on the other hand probably needs a shrink to differentiate between her husband who she married at the tender age of sixteen and gave birth to a son for and her own son who is probably a split image of his father. The question here is what happens when the baby is born . What would happen when the child realizes that his mother is also his grand mother?. Worst of all, if the baby is a girl, would farai be attracted to her and then start banging her, continuing the incestuous cycle that runs in the family? . What if the baby is a boy and he also gets attracted to his grandmother and mother?.  What would farai call his wife, mum or baby? What if they fall out of love and farai gets his groove back, would he break up with his mum or cheat on his wife.?

The important thing right now, is that everyone  is safe from the prying eyes of the cannibalistic African men lying in wait to slay them for the same reasons we are writing about them. The weirdest things go down in African , well after china and India though. 

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In Love with an Angel

Just another blonde chick with her  boyfriend in tow.No! but this is the last dinner , the last outing before they split.

No! it's wasn't a break-up. He had Obligations to his country.

An obligation, not for the fainted Hearted

And it wasn't over in Months

Until he lost both Limbs

And the angel was by his side all the way.

Both the big Angel and the Little one.

Helping him when he couldn't help himself

Being not only a girlfriend

But a friend, a helper, protecting the one who was once the protector.

Helping him get his life back

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Helping him move around

And then came the Limbs.

One After the Other, with his angel by his side.

It didn't come easy.

But it was worth every step.

As Long as his angel was by his side.

Some days, watching the stars was the only thing achieved.

Don't just keep the Angel around. put a ring on it.

And bring your friends along.

And they live happily

And this proves that love is not just a sign you make with Hands.

Because Real Love thrives and Limbs are replaceable

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The Gay Father

The Gay Father.

Anne couldn't believe her eyes. Is that Eric?. It can’t be possible. Eric Meyers had been missing for 16 years and has been legally pronounced dead. He had gone for a Conference in San Diego and had checked out of the hotel on the first day of the conference, that was 16 years ago. Eric Meyers had a wife, Anne and five kids. Two girls Kristen and Erin and three boys adopted from Vietnam.  The family had prayed and hoped that he would return or that his lifeless body would at least be found, but it never happened. They then filed for the life insurance money and were paid $800,000 which was kept in trust for only the two girls. I guess they figured out the boys can go back to Vietnam. Eric Meyers reappeared after 16 years with a husband in tow, stating that all those years , he was living a lie and was actually a gay father.

The most interesting issue here is that Eric and Anne were High school sweethearts and had gone to the altar right out of high school. This further proves what we already know that high school love is  doomed and marriage out of high school is the biggest mistake you can ever make. They were fervent Christians, the ole traditional ones who  didn't believe a woman was meant for college, at least that is what Eric thought. Anne would hear nothing of that, as her mind was made up to go to college.

 Okay now, we have to tell you ladies, that any man that prevents you from doing things like going to college or taking up a job might not be a gay father but he is an asshole, and such husband needs to hit the road.

Eric complained of being in a dead beat marriage to friends and not being able to talk his wife , Anne out of going to college and worst still, divorce was not an option, because they were devout Christians.

So Eric Meyer decided to hit the road to San Diego and take his heart along with him, in search for what he always wanted, penises. He soon chased it down to Mexico, the warm sandy beaches of Cabo all the way back to palm Springs in California. In retrospect, this was God’s way of saving the butt holes of the three Vietnamese boys according to a random guy.

Anne was devastated but, eventually went to college and remarried. Kristen however, received the short end of the stick as she resorted to alcohol to help her get through each day, she only recently quit to comfort her mother.

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One fateful day, friends of Eric Meyer received a cryptic message in their inbox, asking ” would you be curious in knowing what happened to Eric Meyers?”. That was it, Eric Meyers was back but now as a full blown homosexual with a husband in tow and went to see his mother , who immediately forgave him, because mothers are forgiving machines. His friends too, welcomed him back but his family would not agree to see him.

He is the one in a white hoodie.

Now the insurance company is suing for not only the $800,000, but also for the interests it has generated. The missing persons unit are livid that this occurrence would slow down the zeal and enthusiasm of searching for missing men without a trace.

The family had done nothing wrong but they have been hurt emotionally upon losing  a father and husband and now they have been hurt yet again but this time, emotionally and financially by their gay father.

The right thing to do here is for the deadbeat gay father to pay the child support for those kids to their mother , and since there was never a divorce, Anne should sue him for going against the marriage oath but she would still have to pay back the insurance company because the man is not dead. The worst thing that can happen to a woman is not that she marries a gay man but that he ran away and appears 16 years later because according to him to live in disguise is a horrible thing. You can check Eric Meyers gay life on lungmeyers.com and you would find his email there, where you can tell him whatever you want to.

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