HOW TO HAVE SEX----FIRST TIME SEX SERIES

Sex is a beautiful thing. It’s a good form of exercise, a source of pleasure but the world we live in has completely messed it up. The religious bodies think of it as too sacred to be done casually outside the confines of marriage, the secular world seems to employ it as a tool for advertising, hence the word sex sells. Presently,there are several multi billion dollar industries riding on the back of sex. Sex is now like  a little piece of cloth being pulled from different sides of it’s helm by different opposing forces, thereby ruining the seams of the material. The first time sex series however hopes to teach people how to have sex and enjoy it without all the issues that come with it.

If you are reading this, I’m assuming you are preparing to have sex either for the first time or the umpteenth time and you just want to have some kind of checklist. So before you go plowing away, here is the first text on how to have sex,. The preparation. There are certain things you have to put in place when you want to have sex.

1.    Find a willing Partner

You would be surprised at the number of people who want to have sex but don’t think of the first major thing to do before having sex. Finding a willing partner, note the word willing, It takes at least two to tangle, feeling yourself is not sex, that’s just masturbation. Someone you are attracted to , who is also attracted to you and is willing to have sex with you. It’s not that hard to find. If you can’t find any, then you might want to sign up for membership on the numerous hook up sites and apps available. The only catch here is that for all apps , you should be above 18. Don’t bother lying, because you might be putting your hookup partner in danger of getting arrested for having sex with a minor. Never force someone to have sex with you, it’s called Rape .

2.    Know the age of consent.

Don’t mean to rain on your parade but you should be sure yourself and your partner are within the ages of consent for sex in your region. It is very important that either both of you or all of you are above the age limit or all of you are below it. It is very dangerous for one of you to be below the age of consent because the older person might be arrested if word ever gets out. There are lots of black males in American Prisons because they hooked up with Minors. Once you are 18 in the US for example, you cannot have sex with anyone below 18.  If both of you or all of you are in your lower teens, then you can shag away.

3.    Find a suitable Location.

You can do it anywhere

Before reading an article on “how to have sex’, you must have or be in the process of finding a good location to have sex. Okay, I don’t mean to make it sound like  finding a movie set. It’s just a place where both or all of you can be naked together without looking over your shoulders, or getting arrested for indecent exposure. Your bedroom, your partner's bedroom, the basement, or even the tree house. Somewhere you can have a couple minutes together without the fear of getting caught. Although in some cases, that may even add to the thrill. You might even book a room but again that would not be possible for minors.

4.    Buy some stuff.

The most essential thing to buy is a Condom and not just any, buy the good stuff that wouldn’t break and wouldn't impede pleasure. If you are too shy to go, get a condom at the pharmacy ,then buy online and insist on discreet packaging. The following things really suck in no particular order, 

• unwanted pregnancy, 
• teen pregnancy, 
• teen parents, 
• sexually transmitted disease,
• child support,
• abortion, 
• jail and all these things can happen if you are having sex without a condom.

You might also need to buy lube, to ease penetration, depending on what kind of sex, you are intending to practice.
Intimate wash might come in handy, due to sex horror stories of pungent smells oozing out during sex from partner’s body. Male genital odor wash for males and of a female intimate wash for females.
For females using any kind of wash or gel should be at least 3 days away from the actual D-day.

5.    Keep yourself Clean.

Boost your confidence by keeping yourself very clean before  having sex. You might want to trim pubes and armpit hair, use a mouth freshener, take a decent bath and avoid spicy foods. Funky smells during sex is a complete turn off.

6.    Exercise.

Sex requires some form of muscle exertion. It would be nice, if you have a little strength to go with it. For sex, a lot of it , lies in the lower body, the glutes, the thighs, the knees and calves. Doing a simple thing as taking a walk might be be beneficial for you.

7.    Forget everything you saw in porn.

If you are really reading an article on how to have sex and you haven’t seen porn, then don’t. Porn is not sex , it’s is simply a performance and should not be used as a measure for sex.

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NEXT: HOW TO HAVE SEX- FOREPLAY.

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Porn, Give me My Brain Back

Porn Give me My brain Back.

Okay, I once said I was addicted to porn and loving it. But I just saw Don Jon and now realize that my brain is fried, I’m wired for Porn but I am not addicted to porn. I would get back to that in a minute.

I say my brain is fried because every sound or squeal anybody makes in my everyday life  immediately brings back  the erotic imagery I have come to know so well and set me on the  mental journey I regularly tread, the apodyposis, the acting out and the foul language. Adult entertainers have become a yardstick by which I measure people and now my brain is so fucked up , I wanna wife Jenna  Presley obviously not because she found God.(Oh shit! She found God?).

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But I am not addicted to porn. I have been reading all this stuff about Dopamine and some shit about reward driven learning. How a junkie ,a  meth head and a pornaholic all get the vibe in their brains , starting a reward circuitry that causes the surges of dopamine which eventually reaches a point of no return shattering every wall into pieces  and something about the prefrontal lobe of the brain making this road so familiar you take it unconsciously but still I am not addicted to porn. I am addicted to the search , the search for porn.

Arousal Addiction is the culprit here, the pornlepsy contracted while new material is being downloaded. The Coolidge effect of some thing new, something fresh. The same reasons there are a thousand new ipad editions with one feature added two weeks apart. This neurological mechanism is the real deal and upping the game is the only thing that rewards it. Upping the game leads to Overstimulation of the reward circuitry and the inherent numbness of the brain due to both over exposure to  erotic imagery and constant waxing of the candle stick.

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This wouldn’t really be an issue, if not for the negative self-perception, low level of motivation, social anxiety, concentration problems and depression it leaves with me, which in most cases has almost no direct correlation to the addiction making the source of these conditions mistaken as coming with the wind.

Okay, No one watches it, this way.

With over one billion sites presently cashing in on this addiction, trying to  get people to become porn agains  possessing pornographic memory. It is easy to get the brain fried with it’s extreme novelty approach with very little aversion options. The novelty approach influences the search and the search is the real deal

I am not addicted to porn, it pays to say it over and over again. This, some may say signifies the denial stage of addiction, well, thanks for sharing.

Gary Wilson (name sounds like a wanker’s) went all the way to carry out a porn experiment discussing symptoms in porn consumers and how to reverse the effects with withdrawal and regulation with some good science back up. It’s best watched immediately before or after porn.

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Porn Sex Vs Real Safe Sex

PORN Sex vs REAL SAFE SEX

For those addicted to porn and fantasizing about having a partner carry out all their porn inspired fetishes.Porn is different from safe sex in real life. Let’s find out how?

1.       Porn stars penises are 6- 9 inches long, dangling in between their feets and needing lots of medication to keep it up and keep it strong, civilian penises are 5 to 7 inches. There are however well proven male genital enlargement steps to party like a porn star.

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I Know you think my wee wee is small but i am more famous than you
and i'm doing nothing

2.       Porn stars have very little pubic hair but in real life 65% of men and 85% of women are hairy down there and most likely have some kind of genital odor.

Now this is the real deal.

.       Female porn star privates tend to have some certain kind of look but in the real world, vaginas come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

      For arousal, real people need 10 to 12 minutes before they are fully ready to jump off the cliff in real safe sex but for porn stars , they seem to immediately get the rifles ready for battle without any hesitation or time lost, thanks to the film editors.

     In porn sex, porn stars can hump for days, because it is robotic, emotionless and a show, but in real life sex, Men bust a nut within a average of 3 Minutes

    In Porn, Female Porn Stars tend to have Orgasms Only through penetration, in Real life. 7% of Women don’t. (Do you still wonder why Some women are so  grumpy).

         Unlike Porn Stars only 11.5% of Women have had a Same Sex experience   Only 40% of women have tried Anal (this percentage is Still Pretty Much Outrageous)

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              Only 22% of People Say they would take a hot load in the face.

            Only 30% would actually Swallow. Good girls don’t swallow.

1          The Portion of women who have been in a threesomes is less than 20%

1          Only 6% of Women have ever ejaculated.

1         Only 40% of Women have tried light bondage.

   And  all these Statistics are Only from People in America.

        Aside from the fact that nobody looks good when they are getting down and  make rhythmic noises and very few people actually talk dirty. This multi-  billion dollar industry present in almost every country in the world is as fictitious as it gets.
     Kbcreative lab was creative enough to represent this little piece of information in a video using food items. Feeling Hungry?

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